DeJuan Blair Drake Cover: Listen to Spurs Center Butcher R&B Artist's Single

Note: NSFW

For the love of basketball, somebody get DeJuan Blair away from the microphone!

Look, DeJuan, bro, homie, I love your game and I understand you have this whole “rags to riches” story after being dismissed as a second round pick, but you need to stop singing immediately. You’re awful. I used to like Drake’s “Trust Issues” before I heard you cover it. Keep your grubby paws off “Fall For Your Type!”

For the love of hip-hop, R&B, soul, music and humanity’s ear drums, please do not cover anything else.

I take it back.

You’re in San Antonio, right? OK, cool. You have my blessing to cover country. Channel your inner Karl Malone, chew on some wheat, throw on some jeans, rock a straw hat and grab a guitar. BAM! Country musician.

How’s a little Taylor Swift sound? Pretty good, right? Exactly. Just as long as you keep away from anything I remotely enjoy listening to.

I just don’t get it. Didn’t Zach Randolph and the Memphis Grizzlies embarrass you and your Spurs enough in the 2011 playoffs? How could you possible do this to such a classy and respected organization?

The sad part is that this is clearly serious. At least Jared Sullinger and Ohio State Buckeyes did their karaoke to Miley Cyrus’ “Party in the USA” in jest. They were entertaining. You sir, are not.

DeJuan, how about we stick to bodying defenders in the paint? I understand we’re in the midst of an ugly lockout that will likely last well into the season, but this has been the ugliest part of the lock by far.

David Stern, NBA owners and players—I’m begging you on the behalf of the NBA fans and ear drums worldwide to put an end to this disgusting lockout and prevent us from ever enduring the horrors of Blair singing ever again. 

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Brandon Galvin is a Bleacher Report Featured Columnist and Syndicated Writer.