The Sad Sack Seven: The NFL's Worst, Week 11

The NFL worst are past the midpoint and are beginning to jockey for the top draft pick in the 2009 NFL Draft. Can the Lions run the table and lock up the top pick? The player, no matter how good, will be doomed in Detroit. That's just the way the Lions roll.

1] Detroit Lions 0-9

The Jacksonville Jaguars collapsed against the then-winless Cincinnati Bengals, but facing the same timid Jags the Lions laid down. Perhaps when Washington shoots the Motor City big car boys some tax payer change the Ford Family can slip some to the Lions defense.

2] Kansas City Chiefs 1-8

Herm Edward. loser of 15 of his last 16, finds new and exciting ways to blow games each week. Last week is was the 21-3 lead this week the blown two-point conversion; only Herm knows what disaster is planned for Chief faithful this week.

3] St. Louis Rams 2-7

Letting the other guys hang 40 on the team at half was a goal even Scott Linehan never achieved in St Louis. It was the third largest ramming at halftime in league history.

4] San Francisco Forty Niners 2-7 

Mike Martz showed once again he can still mangle an offense with the Mike Martz Mad Monkey Magic Two Minute Total Panic offense. The Martz goal line magic offense baffles everyone but especially the offensive players.

5] Oakland Raiders 2-7

The once proud Raiders rot aimlessly away beside the Bay. Al Davis fiddles with cheating old coaches out of contracts while his Raiders burn.

6] Cincinnati Bengals 1-8

The once and future Bungles rested on their bye week. Meanwhile Cincinnati cancelled all police officer vacations and mobilized the Ohio National Guard to prepare for the annual Bengal bye week crime spree.

7] Seattle Seahawks 2-7

Has a storied head coach ever had such a life less exit? Do Mike Holmgren and Brett Favre ever wondered late at night what might have been if they had stayed together?

No we'll never know
What might have been