Five More of the Worst Wrestling Promos Ever

So last week was my first installment of terribly bad wrestling promos, and the response was tremendous. I'm pretty sure that Jumping Jeff Farmer has more fans now than he ever had back in his "prime".

Due to the great feedback I got from many of you and because they are just so darn fun to watch, I'm back for more. Again, some of these are bad because of bad scripting and some are just bad because these guys are terrible actors and couldn't ad lib anything if their life depended on it.

But they are all great and will give you a few good laughs as you head into the weekend.

Without further ado, here are five more of the worst wrestling promos you will ever see.

"JR Is Here, He's Gonna Be There"

We start up right where we left off with Jeff Farmer last week...the IPW.

Here we get probably the single worst example of a man to ever be called "Gorgeous", and he has a great accent to boot. This had to be an inside joke or something.

Watch about 20 seconds through as the interviewer struggles to keep from laughing when JR talks about how sexy he is.

Where Could the Cue Card Be?

Watch Steve Blackman's eyes in this one. You can clearly see him looking past the interviewers head and reading what he is supposed to say.

Unfortunately it didn't say "Don't act so wooden" on it. Actually, that is probably a good thing because he would have just read that out loud too.

And you know right before that last line he was told to show some emotion. SO HE YELLED!!!

At Least He Knows He's Dumb

What happens when someone isn't smart enough to continue his train of thought for more than 10 words?

They insult themselves. Way to go Sid. Scott Hall can barely contain himself.

Wrestling and World Events Don't Always Mix

God bless Vince McMahon and his love for his country. He clearly loves the United States and does tons of great things for the troops.

And I like when he mixes his love of country with wrestling...it had shaped some of his best story-lines.

But sometimes it goes terribly wrong like it did here when Hulk Hogan couldn't remember just exactly who we were fighting in Iraq. Don't remember yourself, don't worry, Hogan is about to tell you.

What the Hell

Best debut ever!

Puffy shirt? Check!

Stupid voice? Check!

Bedazzled storm trooper helmet? Check!

Falling down upon your big entrance? Check!