Tom Brady Video: Watch Brady Upstage Bill Belichick's Hoodie

Well played, Under Armour, well played. I’m officially intrigued with one of your products.

They always made some of the most entertaining commercials in the history of television, but they never got me to bite to the bullet and pony up for one of their expensive products.

But it might just be time. And you know you want a piece of that hoodie, too. You know you want to emulate Brady mean muggin’ for the camera.

I don’t truly quite understand the physics behind the hoodie, but it is 95 percent cotton and five percent elastane, so in Under Armour I shall trust.  

More importantly, in Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. I trust.

Furthermore, in William Stephen Belichick I trust.

Billy B is the greatest football coach ever. It wouldn’t surprise me if he actually gave Under Armour this idea considering he’s a maniacal genius. It’s a travesty that Belichick hasn’t had the opportunity to sport one of these bad boys on the sidelines during the insanely dangerous and treacherous New England elements.

We need to get this man an arsenal of these equally fantastic and preposterous weather preventing hoodies with a Patriots logo over his chest. If you thought this man blew your mind on the sidelines before, imagine how much better he’ll coach when he’s both comfortable and dry.

Belichick now has the catalyst for another dynasty. And I love that Brady is attempting to emulate the man he has to credit for his illustrious career. I’m not quite sure Brady would even flinch if water was thrown in his face without the hoodie, but this commercial was the perfect way for Tom to pay homage to the legendary and future Hall of Fame head coach known simply as “The Hoodie.”

I’m actually a bit disappointed Under Armour and Brady didn’t recruit Belichick for the commercial. Imagine both Tom and Bill mean muggin’ in this commercial as some mystical wave crashes into them and they don’t even flinch!

Under Armour, if you’re out there, toss one my way so I can mean mug like Tom and Bill.

Brandon Galvin is a Bleacher Report Featured Columnist and Syndicated Writer.