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Cleveland Browns Derek Anderson walks off the field after failing to get a first down against the Baltimore Ravens in the fourth quarter of a football game Sunday, Sept. 21, 2008 in Baltimore. The Ravens won 28-10. (AP Photo/Gail Burton)

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Dawgfather

Browns Backers,

0-3, read it and weep!!

I hope Romeo has his wife updating his resume on Monster, because this sad train wreck of a football team needs to be derailed or at least unhitch this sad sack caboose with the way the Browns are heading is a one-way fast track to hell, and with many fans even more livid(if that is even possible) at the bad play calling, lifeless offense and a defense that resembles a kindergarten set of Legos©, I think it is time for both Crennel and DA to get a timeout!

I would not envy Romeo for having to make the long, anxious and sad drive to Berea and have to explain himself to Lerner, who is still over in England for all we know watching Aston Villa, i can’t say I blame him for not watching this Bad News bears comedy of errors that makes the Three Stooges look like the Rat Pack, and as far as I’m concerned the D.A. in Anderson should come to stand for Disaster Area and he needs to get cleaned out or at least given an air refresher!

The evil doppelganger, known as Bad Derek is here to stay with Anderson and must have helped him in his third straight piss-poor performance in losing to Baltimore 28-10 and in now dropping the Brown and Orange to 0-3 and tied with Cincinnati for last in the brutal AFC North, as I laid witness to seeing Anderson’s last game as Browns QB, I have to say I’m very disgusted and at a loss for words to describe how he has fallen from a up and comer, who was a Pro Bowl QB to a sad, unconfident and erratic QB who walked off the field in Baltimore who threw one, two, three INT’s and had a QB rating of 22.9 rating, and only completed close to 38%(37.8) percent of his passes, he is a sad and very sorry shell of his former self, oh and I forgot to mention help air-mailed 14 points to the Ravens as well!

In the past, I have been critical of Quinn and I’m still not completely sold on him yet, but this sorry excuse for a team needs a spark and a kick in the ass, and maybe(just maybe) Brady Quinn could help because going into the bye at 1-3 at best(which isn’t much) is better than going into it at 0-4 and if there is any solace that Browns fans can take from this latest debacle is that Crennel is one step closer to the unemployment line and they will be getting their wish of seeing their golden boy, Quinn become our savior, because this season is really and truly on the brink of a embarrassing abyss.

You have an o-line that has forgotten how to block as they gave up five sacks today, receivers who can’t (or won’t catch!!, that means you Braylon!!) you have to wonder if his favorite candy is Butterfingers, a defense (with the exception of Rogers!)which was mistaken for a human speed bump and CANNOT tackle (period!) because they are too gassed by the fourth quarter isn’t helped by DB’s who CANNOT cover a corpse, due to our clueless offense being unable to find the end-zone with a compass let alone a GPS!

Cleveland was supposed to be ready to “challenge Pittsburgh in the North”, “make the playoffs” and be the sexy, chic pick to even go to the Super Bowl, they look like they are heading to the Toilet Bowl the way the whole team is playing and will be very lucky to make .500 let alone the playoffs, unless they can channel the 1998 Buffalo Bills and become the second team to start 0-3 and make the playoffs, which is looking about as remote as Antarctica at the moment, but I have reason to think there will be a major shakeup coming from Berea, let’s hope it registers big on the Richter scale with the fans and jolt this lackluster bunch of underachievers out of comatose before they flat-line.

at least the Steelers lost, Dawgs Die Hard!

Dawgfather