What Penn State Fans Do During a Bye Week...

Okay, it's a bye week for Penn State.  Sure, we fans can watch other games, like the somewhat exciting game of Texas vs. Texas Tech, but it won't be nearly as exciting as the Penn State vs. Ohio State game.  What do we Penn State fans do during a bye week?

1) Root against Michigan.

The good old urine and blue, as I call them.  Hail to the Losers, the $h*the@d$ of the West!  All Penn State fans hate Michigan, except for that weirdo that likes both of them.  I personally hate Michigan, so that is what I expect other PSU fans to hate.

2) Root against Notre Dame.

The most hated team in the Nation.  The Golden Domers are getting better, and that sort of ruins my day.  When they had a 3-9 season last year, I was LMAO!!!  I was so happy, and I always root for them to lose!

3) Root for Ohio State.

We already beat them, and they don't suck like Michigan, so the more wins they get the higher they will be ranked.  That makes our win over them on the road look even more impressive.

4) Root against Ohio State.

I hate them as well.

5) Not be an idiot and use contradicting statements.

(See 3 and 4).

6) Watch other games.

Now at least I can sit on my sofa and relax and not get those annoying little butterflies in my stomach.  A nice day to eat a sandwich and chips and enjoy watching other teams beat up on each other.

7) Play NCAA 09.

Probably the best game out.  I love college football games.  I'm always Penn State, of course.

8) Play a whole season of your dynasty on NCAA 09.

WE ARE...PENN STATE!!!  I love that they have the fans chanting that in this video game.  I go 12-0 and win a Championship every season on Heisman mode, which is like All-Madden for all you Madden players.

9) Become a Campus Legend in NCAA 09.

I love to be a running back for PSU and win all the awards every single year, including rivalry trophies, personal awards, conference championship trophy, and the National Championship—which comes in Back-to-Back and Three-peat trophies on Dynasty mode.

10) Play Online in NCAA 09.

I love to play other people.  My user name (for Xbox Live) is Isaac PSU Luber, no surprise there, and I will play against anyone, but I am always Penn State.  It's so fun to play against other people!

11) Taunt fans when their team loses.

Chase and Adam (Texas fans), get ready, and same for you Colin, RedRaider, and others.  I will not taunt the Red Raider fans as much because I want them to win and they are the underdog.  Also, it won't be a mean taunt, just for fun and to push on some angered nerves.

12) Watch the Penn State football story On Demand.

Always a good thing to do.  It recaps the last week and previews the next week.  There's always a segment with the fans being crazy.  They also have personal stories of different players.

13) Watch Huddle Up Nittany Lion Fans On Demand.

Once again, another great PSU TV program.  It features some Penn State columnists and an offensive lineman from the '94 team.  This is another great show that does almost the same thing as the other one, but less personal.

14) Sleep.

What?  It's a necessity!

15) Have a conversation about Penn State football and everything about it.

I do this with my dad a lot.  We always discuss Penn State, especially now that we're planning a trip to Miami!

16) Write an article previewing Penn State's game against Iowa.

A little early, but hey, at least I won't have to do it later.

17) Write an article on what Penn State fans do during a Bye Week.

Check.  Wow, I have no life...just kidding.  But anyway, I already did this, so I saved all of you time.

Feel free to comment and give any ideas on what else Penn State fans can do during a bye week.  Or, as a matter of fact, tell me your ideas of what you can do on a bye week for your college football team, or any college football team.