WWE: Kharma and 15 Male Wrestlers She Would Whoop in the Squared Circle

Daniel Massey@EPWWEfan1Senior Analyst IIIMay 26, 2011

WWE: Kharma and 15 Male Wrestlers She Would Whoop in the Squared Circle

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    Hey folks! Welcome to a slideshow highlighting which male superstars Kharma would whoop inside the WWE ring.

    There are many Superstars who have been in far more embarrassing situations—losing to HornSwoggle, for example, so it isn’t unrealistic to think Kharma could dominate the male division as well as the Divas.

    Therefore this list won’t contain the John Cena’s or the Randy Orton’s of this world, rather the lower echelon of WWE—the superstars that could actually be beaten by Kharma, without it looking ridiculous.

    Let’s pretend for now that Monday didn’t happen.

    Here are 15 victims.

    Sit back, relax and enjoy the read!

Chavo Guerrero

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    If you’ve lost to Hornswoggle in the past, then you’re bound to be destroyed by the monstrous Kharma.

    She’d eat Chavo for breakfast.

    Hornswoggle would be the appetiser.

Evan Bourne

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    Being a high-flyer is not a good thing when facing a best like Kharma.

    Granted, he could fly at her but seeing as he’s about three stone, wet through, it would have little effect.

    He would be caught, slammed and rushed to hospital to be pumped back up into 3D, Space Jam style.

The Usos

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    The Uso brothers may cause Kharma slight problems due to their height, but she has at least 50 pounds on both of them.

    They could always call their Dad to come and protect them.

    Now there’s a match I’d like to see...   


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    Gangster or not, JTG would not last long in the ring with Kharma.

    I believe it would resemble Jey Uso getting his arse handed to him last week on SmackDown, by the Great Khali.

    The fact that Kharma is shorter and heavier than JTG would make her a tough challenge for the former Cryme Tyme member

Zack Ryder

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    Zack Ryder would get owned, there is no doubt.

    She’d take his hairband, shove it down his gob, flatten his hair and walk off with a smug demeanour, having just destroyed the Internet champion.

    Woo, Woo, Woo, you know it.

Santino Marella

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    All Santino has going for him is The Cobra.

    The fact that Kharma wears what appears to be an armoured costume, I don’t think it would do him any favours.

    He’d probably break his hand on Kharma’s chest before being annihilated.

Dolph Ziggler

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    Blonde-haired Dolph Ziggler may have had a shot at beating this female behemoth, but miserable generic-haired Ziggler would probably just allow himself to be taken—like a self-sacrifice.

    He deserves it, for dying his hair.

    Apparently he’s changed it back, but he still makes the list.

Trent Barreta

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    I don’t recall seeing Trent win a match, and if he stood next to Kharma, he’d look like a scared child.

    The remnants of failed tag teams are not doing well in this list.

Justin Gabriel

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    Even if he did manage to gain the advantage over Kharma, the 450 splash is going to do a lot more damage to him than it is to her.

    Justin would not survive an encounter with this behemoth.

Heath Slater

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    Heath Slater would get owned in the ring with Kharma, but he’d sell it well.

    I’ve been waiting for an opportunity to comment on how good Gabriel is at pretending to be knocked out.

    He’d have plenty of practice if he got in the ring with this larger-than-life Diva.  

Tyson Kidd

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    I don’t care what manager he’s got or how many dungeons he’s survived, he wouldn’t beat Kharma.

    I couldn’t see it happening.

    He is yet another victim of his own small stature.

    She’d probably swing him round by that little tuft of hair the barber forgot to cut off.

Kofi Kingston

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    Kofi would be shouting S.O.S. by the end of his time in the ring with Kharma.

    I have to believe that the cross body would not have the desired effect on Kharma—she’d probably just catch him in mid flight, then tie the flexible superstar into a complicated knot.

Yoshi Tatsu

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    Yoshi Tatsu would probably have a better chance than others, but there is no denying that his body shape pales in comparison to Kharma’s.

    I think he’d prove more of a challenge than others in the list, though.

Ted DiBiase Jr.

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    I’m not so sure that Kharma can be bought.

    If she can be, then he might be okay.

    If not, then he isn’t going to last five minutes in the ring with this brute.

    Ted hasn’t shown enough dominance lately to make me think that he could beat Kharma, therefore I must assume she would whoop his...behind in the ring.

Chris Jericho

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    Chris Jericho is no stranger to putting people over, even women.

    He feuded with Chyna in 1999 and into 2000, over the Intercontinental title no less.

    I can see Jericho being more than happy to job to Kharma, and he’d look good doing it.

    I think he’d need to wear two pairs of trunks stepping into the ring with this...Diva.


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    So there you have it.

    Fifteen male wrestlers that wouldn’t stand a chance in the ring with the new sensation Kharma—providing she doesn’t break down and start crying.

    Please let me know in the comments whether you agree or disagree with any of the choices made here and I will reply as soon as I can to every comment.

    I hope you enjoyed the slideshow!

    Thanks for reading!