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Belated musical birthday greetings: Bob Dylan

Ron KaplanMay 25, 2011

The American troubadour turned 70 yesterday.

So what does Dylan have to do with baseball? (Is that a rhetorical question? Obviously, or I wouldnโ€™t have asked it.)

In 2006, Dylan featured baseball music and poetry in his โ€œTheme Time Radio Hourโ€ on XM Satellite Radio.

The one-hour program, available on CD, consisted of several of the classics like โ€œDid You See Jackie Robinson Hit That Ball,โ€ โ€œJoltinโ€™ Joe DiMaggio,โ€ โ€œSay Hey (The Willie Mays Song,โ€ and โ€œHeartโ€ from the Broadway musical Damn Yankees.

But Dylan being Dylan, you know heโ€™s going to throw in a few curves. His sung/spoken โ€œTake Me Out to the Ball Gameโ€ (the โ€œNellie Kellyโ€ version, rather than โ€œKatie Caseyโ€ ) was so over-the-top nasally that it had me wondering if this was the real singer or an imitator. And Iโ€™m curious why he used โ€œhurrahโ€ rather than โ€œhooray,โ€ which naturally rhymes with โ€œdayโ€ and โ€œplay.โ€

Next up was The Skeltons and their signature โ€œone-word-offโ€ version of โ€œTMOTTBGโ€, followed by the double-entendre-filled โ€œBaseball Boogie.โ€ Actually, itโ€™s amazing how dirty you can get when talking about the national pastime โ€” which I wonโ€™t get into here, being a family blog) โ€” but suffice it to say the combination of baseball and the hyper-sexual jazz style makes for some interesting listening. Chance Hollidayโ€™s โ€œHome Runโ€ follows a similar theme in the Rockabilly style, and Johnny Darling (Iโ€™m guessing no relation to former Mets pitcher Ron) asks his โ€œBaseball Babyโ€ to hit a home run (but, Johnny, Darling, โ€œyou canโ€™t play baseball in the dark?โ€ Get with the times, man).

Following a brief โ€œbaseball isโ€ฆโ€ by a then-sane Charlie Sheen and Lawrence Ferlinghettiโ€™s poem, โ€œBaseball Canto,โ€ the music resumes as with country crooner Cowboy Copasโ€™ loverโ€™s lament in โ€œThree Strikes and Youโ€™re Out.โ€

Then we find religion, with the gospel โ€œThe Ball Game,โ€ as sung by โ€œSisterโ€ Wynona Carr.

Later on the CD, Dylan provides the musical version of the โ€œbio-picโ€ for some of the stars of the 1940s and 50s: Did You See Jackie Robinson Hit That Ball?โ€;ย  โ€œDon Newcombe Really Throws That Ballโ€; and โ€œJoltinโ€™ Joe DiMaggioโ€ and โ€œSay Hey (The Willie Mays Songโ€) which include the ballplayers in somewhat stiff cameo appearances (what happened to the Mantle tribute,ย  โ€œI Love Mickey?โ€).ย  Sam Bush reprises the genre with โ€œThe Wizard of Oz,โ€ his ode to Hall of Fame shortstop Ozzie Smith.

Rounding out the CD is jazz saxophonist man Sonny Rollinsโ€™ โ€œNewkโ€™s Fadeawayโ€ and Ry Cooderโ€™s haunting โ€œ3rd Base, Dodger Stadium,โ€ about Hispanic Los Angelenos displaced when the city built the new ballpark for the Dodgers. My favorite, however, was Wilcoโ€™s remake of Woody Guthrieโ€™s โ€œJoe DiMaggioโ€™s Done it Again.โ€

Seth Mnookin, author of Feeding the Monster: How Money, Smarts, and Nerve Took a Team to the Top, also opined on the Dylan/baseball program.

Even if Dylan isnโ€™t your cup of tea, this is a CD worth getting since itโ€™s difficult to find some of these tunes elsewhere.