Danica Patrick: Power Ranking the Driver's 10 Best Commercials
Whether you love her or hate her as a race car driver, there is no denying that Danica Patrick makes some high quality television commercials.
She is most noted for her GoDaddy.com commercials, some of which may be construed as risque, but how can you not be a fan of them? Some are funny, some are creative, some are just plain appealing to the eye.
I am going to take a look at 10 of her greatest commercials, so sit back and enjoy a few minutes of Danica Patrick commercials.
10. Nationwide Insurance Commercial with Dale Earnhardt Jr.
For those of you looking to see a GoDaddy commercial right off the bat, you are just going to have wait a slide or two. Kicking off the survey, Danica teams up with her Nationwide Series owner, Dale Earnhardt Jr.
There is nothing flashy about this commercial, but the fact that she kicks her boss out of her space, earns her some credit.
9. Danica's Enhancements
Danica Patrick has been put in front of the judge. Under oath, she admits that she is guilty of using performance enhancers.
This isn't the type of enhancement performers you would expect. Like a good spokesperson, she admits that she is using GoDaddy to enhance her web domains.
8. Danica Autographs for Boost Mobile
While parts of this commercial are actually quite disturbing, it is also kind of humorous.
First off, credit to Danica for being able to keep her lunch down while she signs those autographs.
Secondly, kudos go to the gentlemen in this commercial as well.
I'm sure it was an honor to star alongside Patrick, but to be willing to show the world that side of you, speaks volumes to the lengths some people will go to for their 15 seconds of fame.
7. Danica Gets a Massage
This is an extended version of one of her commercials. In this one, as always, there is a new young lady who is looking to be the next GoDaddy girl.
Danica is getting a massage that she desperately needs, when her masseuse decides that it is a good time to let Ms. Patrick see what shes got for GoDaddy skills. I think Danica is impressed.
6. Danica Takes Another Shower
Apparently, when you register for a domain with GoDaddy.com, Danica Patrick becomes controllable with the click of a mouse.
It kind of makes you really want to start your own website doesn't it?
5. Danica's New Pit Crew
Another commercial with men willing to embarrass themselves for 15 minutes of fame.
Don't get me wrong, I would have been more than willing to don some heels and a mini-skirt for my 15 minutes too. And guys, don't even act like you wouldn't have done it either.
This commercial is just humorous. I don't normally get a kick out of cross dressing men, but this one is just kind of funny like that.
4. Danica Gets Busted for Speeding
For those of you that are very interested, and I'm sure most of you will be, there is an extended version of this commercial out there, that is certainly worth checking out, but it may not be B/R appropriate.
Once again, Danica is put in an all too familiar position of being asked to evaluate potential GoDaddy talent.
This time, it happens to be the police officer that has pulled her over for speeding.
3. Danica and Jillian Don't Want to Be Too Racy
There really isn't a whole lot to say about this one.
I am sure that just about every guy out there has used there mind to figure out the missing parts of this commercial.
But, at least it's good to know that when it comes to making racy GoDaddy commercials, Danica and Jillian Michaels try to have some standards!
Normally this one would have been No. 1 on the list. First off, it was banned by FOX. Secondly, it is just flat out funny.
To be quite honest, I would feel pretty dirty if I tried to type what goes on in this commercial.
To save a little embarrassment, I will just let the video speak for itself.
1. Danica Welcomes Vanessa Rousso to the GoDaddy Family
This one tops my list, because I am a big Vanessa Rousso fan. This one also features the original GoDaddy girl, Candice Michelle.
As for the commercial itself, it also ends fairly comically, as long as you don't mind seeing a hairy gentlemen in a skin tight tank top.
If things like that bother you, then maybe this commercial isn't completely for you.