The HAT vs. The VISOR (ass seesaw)

NO KIDS.

NO LADIES.

COMPLETELY UNSUPERVISED.

GAMEDAY CENTRAL - McCracken's Carport

LSU vs. South Carolina Game Day Central Saturday, October 18th at 7:00 p.m. on ESPN (HD)

South Carolina's FINEST

It seems that Coach Spurrier fancies himself above the rules.

You can't quite tell from this far a way, but a reader who recently caddied for him at Augusta National lets us know that the gentleman urinating into the woods in this picture is none other than South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier.

When you are Steve Spurrier, you piss where you damned well please.

NOT IN MY YARD.

This is the stuff I want to see. See yall on Saturday in "The Port".

• That the "Wolf's Den" stadium in the movie The Program is really South Carolina's Williams-Brice Stadium? The coach in The Program is James Caan, who made another movie about South Carolina football.

• The tallest landmark on the Columbia campus is the 18-story Capstone House, a residence hall with a rotating restaurant on top? This unique dining experience of eating and spinning allows students at their leisure to feel like they're watching Chris Smelley play.

• That last year, while some other school was winning the national championship in football, South Carolina was winning the Hunt Seat national championship in women's equestrian? Hunt Seat riding judges the movement and the form of horsies when they jump fencies. When a horsie can jump a fencie fancy, it snaps its knees and leaps with a solid bascule, which is the natural arc that the horsie body, or "turducken," takes going over a jump.

• You know you are in South Carolina when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I've gotta leak in my sink", and he says, "go ahead...you paid for the room".

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