Brett Favre: 10 New Careers for the Old Gunslinger to Consider
Brett Favre Searching for New Career:
Brett Favre has put himself back into the news? No way!
Brett Favre is back in the media spotlight? Say it ain’t so!
As recently as last week, Favre has come out and said that he wants to try his hand at being a coach or TV analyst sometime in the future.
Now, not saying that Favre wouldn’t be able to successfully work those jobs, but the statement got us here at Bleacher Report thinking…
What else would Brett Favre be good at?
Here’s a list of 10 new careers for Brett Favre:
10. Jeans Model
Brett Favre is comfortable in jeans that are tough.
He’s also comfortable playing football in the back yard with 10 male models that have never even touched a football in their life, let alone run a fade route.
Throw in a lovable Golden Retriever or Labrador and a rugged looking truck, and you’ve got yourself the makings of a perfect Brett Favre jean commercial.
9. Creepy Old Guy
Honestly, this might be the career that best suits Brett.
He really doesn’t have to do any sort of training, definitely no mini camps for him to miss here.
Just wake up and go man…
Wake up and go…
8. Powder Puff Coach
I’m not sure if Favre is ready to step back into the world of football as a big time coach just yet, so I think that powderpuff would be a good stepping stone for him.
Let’s just leave it at that for now…
7. Cell Phone Spokesperson
“I’m Brett Favre and I approve of this cellphone”.
Just throw Favre in a commercial with the “can you hear me now” guy and let them work their magic.
“This phone sends high quality pictures in seconds!”
6. Tractor Salesman
All Brett Favre wanted to do was retire and ride a tractor around his estate down in Kiln, Mississippi.
But, then he wanted to go back to the Packers, and then he changed his mind again.
Then he decided to retire.
And then come out of retirement.
And go back again.
You get the picture.
Just sell tractors Brett! Live the dream man...live the dream…
5. Acting Coach
Favre could easily be one of the best acting coaches that Hollywood has ever seen!
Do you want to learn how to give a convincing cry?
Brett Favre’s Acting Studio is the place to be!
How about pretend that you are not guilty?
Why, we’ve got just the place for you!
4. Sexting Anonymous Group Leader
“My name is Brett, and I’m a sexter.”
Embrace your disease people. Let the healing process begin…
3. Dos Equis Guy
I remember as a kid looking up to the three amigos. They were so charming and witty, yet they always found a way to get gritty and take out the bad guys.
As recently as today, news has come out that ESPN’s Barry Melrose looks incredibly similar to the world’s most interesting man in the Dos Equis commercials.
Brett Favre doesn’t look like either of them, but can you imagine the havoc that those three could create together!
Could Brett Favre be the most interesting man in the world?
2. Head of the NFL Investigation Committee
Who would know better how to weasel their way around an NFL investigation than Brett Favre?
The old silver fox could turn the tables on the bad guys and use his expertise to bring them to justice!
1. SportsCenter Anchor
Can you imagine what it would be like to watch Brett Favre on SportsCenter!
Yuckin it up with Stewart Scott and the two Mikes.
And of course you can’t forget Favre’s favorite admirer: Rachel Nichols!
“I’m Brett Favre, let’s send it over to Rachel Nichols in front of my house!”
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