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OAKLAND, CA - OCTOBER 31: Darrius Heyward-Bey #85 of the Oakland Raiders in action against the Seattle Seahawks at Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum on October 31, 2010 in Oakland, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)Ezra Shaw/Getty Images

NFL Fantasy Football 2011: 20 Most Hilarious Team Names You've Ever Seen

Ryan LesterMay 9, 2011

Everybody loves fantasy football season. You can to win a little extra coin, but it's more than that. You want bragging rights over your friends. You want to show everybody how much you know about football.

Another fun aspect is coming up with a cool fantasy team name. You want to make your friends laugh and/or groan. Now that Mother's Day is behind us, attacks on mothers with a team name become quite prevalent. 

Just make sure you keep it fresh. Michael Vick ones were old last year. Using them this year will show how out of touch you are. Anything Charlie Sheen related was good when fantasy baseball started, but the jokes are old. 

With some thought, you can craft a winning fantasy football team name. I know, I threw that out there to illustrate how the Charlie Sheen lines have become dated.

20. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi

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CINCINNATI - NOVEMBER 29:  Mohamed Massaquoi #11 of  the Cleveland Browns runs during the NFL game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium on November 29, 2009 in Cincinnati, Ohio.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
CINCINNATI - NOVEMBER 29: Mohamed Massaquoi #11 of the Cleveland Browns runs during the NFL game against the Cincinnati Bengals at Paul Brown Stadium on November 29, 2009 in Cincinnati, Ohio. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Cleveland's Mohamed Massaquoi. See how the play on words works?

19. Eli-the Other White Manning

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GREEN BAY, WI - DECEMBER 26:  Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants throws against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on December 26, 2010 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.  (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)
GREEN BAY, WI - DECEMBER 26: Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants throws against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on December 26, 2010 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)

Pork the other white meat is a popular is a popular advertising slogan for the pork industry. Eli Manning, is the other Manning in terms of popularity and production. They merge together to form this controversial team name. 

18. Corn on the Schaub

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DENVER - DECEMBER 26:  Quarterback Matt Schaub #8 of the Houston Texas looks on against the Denver Broncos at INVESCO Field at Mile High on December 26, 2010 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Texans 24-23.  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Image
DENVER - DECEMBER 26: Quarterback Matt Schaub #8 of the Houston Texas looks on against the Denver Broncos at INVESCO Field at Mile High on December 26, 2010 in Denver, Colorado. The Broncos defeated the Texans 24-23. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Image

Matt Schaub was a popular choice in fantasy team name circles. His name will resurface in this list, but this one is so good you have to lick your fingers.

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17. Favre Dollar Footlongs

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AVONDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 27:  Jeff Gordon, driver of the #24 Drive To End Hunger Chevrolet, celebrates after winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Subway Fresh Fit 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on February 27, 2011 in Avondale, Arizona.  (Photo by To
AVONDALE, AZ - FEBRUARY 27: Jeff Gordon, driver of the #24 Drive To End Hunger Chevrolet, celebrates after winning the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Subway Fresh Fit 500 at Phoenix International Raceway on February 27, 2011 in Avondale, Arizona. (Photo by To

Brett Favre is another guy with multiple entries. This one is a popular play on Subway's slogan.

16. Breakin 2 Electric Legedu

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SAN DIEGO - OCTOBER 03:  Legedu Naanee # 11 of the San Diego Chargers carries the ball against the Arizona Cardinals during the game at Qualcomm Stadium on October 3, 2010 in San Diego, California.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
SAN DIEGO - OCTOBER 03: Legedu Naanee # 11 of the San Diego Chargers carries the ball against the Arizona Cardinals during the game at Qualcomm Stadium on October 3, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

If you grew up in the eighties, how can you not like this marriage of Legedu Naanee and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

15. Two Mannings, One Cup

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INDIANAPOLIS - SEPTEMBER 19:  Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants and Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts embrace following the Colts 38-14 win at Lucas Oil Stadium on September 19, 2010 in Indianapolis, Indiana.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Im
INDIANAPOLIS - SEPTEMBER 19: Eli Manning #10 of the New York Giants and Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts embrace following the Colts 38-14 win at Lucas Oil Stadium on September 19, 2010 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Im

This one is about as offensive as it gets...if you know where the name is derived from. I'll leave it at that.

14. Show Me Your TDs

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ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 12:  A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader performs at Cowboys Stadium on December 12, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 12: A Dallas Cowboys cheerleader performs at Cowboys Stadium on December 12, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Simple and enough of a twist to make that team owner feel witty. It's far from ingenious, but popular enough to make the list.

13. A Rivers Runs Suh It

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MIAMI - DECEMBER 26:  Lineman Ndamukong Sue #90 celebrates a sack against the Miami Dolphins at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)
MIAMI - DECEMBER 26: Lineman Ndamukong Sue #90 celebrates a sack against the Miami Dolphins at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

You'll probably see a lot of Ndamukong Suh names this year. This Suh-Philip Rivers combo was one of my favorites.

12. The Godfavre

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DETROIT, MI - JANUARY 02:  Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings looks on from the bench while playing the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on January 2, 2011 in Detroit, Michigan.  (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
DETROIT, MI - JANUARY 02: Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings looks on from the bench while playing the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on January 2, 2011 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

This one came to light last year after he murdered opposing defense. After last year, you may see someone use The Grandfavre. 

11. A Kolb Day in Hell

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 02:  Kevin Kolb #4 of the Philadelphia Eagles is sacked by DeMarcus Ware #94 of the Dallas Cowboys on January 2, 2011 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Cowboys defeated the Eagles 14-13.  (Photo by Ji
PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 02: Kevin Kolb #4 of the Philadelphia Eagles is sacked by DeMarcus Ware #94 of the Dallas Cowboys on January 2, 2011 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. The Cowboys defeated the Eagles 14-13. (Photo by Ji

This one only works if you pronounce Kevin Kolb's name like it looks rather than how it sounds. 

At the time it sounded like a cool name, but it became an accurate description of how Kolb's season went. 

10. Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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MIAMI - DECEMBER 26: Wide receiver Brandon Marshall #19 of the Miami Dolphins is brought down by linebacker DeAndre Levy #54 of the Detroit Lions at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Lions defeated the Dolphins 34-27.  (Photo by
MIAMI - DECEMBER 26: Wide receiver Brandon Marshall #19 of the Miami Dolphins is brought down by linebacker DeAndre Levy #54 of the Detroit Lions at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Lions defeated the Dolphins 34-27. (Photo by

Forgetting Sarah Marshall was a pretty funny movie. The NFL wishes the fans could forget some of Brandon Marshall's off-the-field issues.

9. Dezzie Does Dallas

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 14:  Dez Bryant #88 of the Dallas Cowboys runs the ball against the New York Giants on November 14, 2010 at the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - NOVEMBER 14: Dez Bryant #88 of the Dallas Cowboys runs the ball against the New York Giants on November 14, 2010 at the New Meadowlands Stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Going old school with this one combining Dez Bryant with a popular seventies adult film.

8. Revis and Butthead

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PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 19:  Darrelle Revis #24of the New York Jets warms up prior to the game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on December 19, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)
PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 19: Darrelle Revis #24of the New York Jets warms up prior to the game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on December 19, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

If you watched MTV in the nineties you are quite familiar with Beavis and Butthead.  “I am the GreatCornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" Obviously Darrelle Revis is the former. Bart Scott can be the latter. 

7. Ix-Nay on the Heyward-Bey

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SAN DIEGO - DECEMBER 05:  Darrius Heyward-Bey #85 of the Oakland Raiders is pursued by Larry English #52 of the San Diego Chargers in the second quarter at Qualcomm Stadium on December 5, 2010 in San Diego, California. The Raiders defeated the Chargers 28
SAN DIEGO - DECEMBER 05: Darrius Heyward-Bey #85 of the Oakland Raiders is pursued by Larry English #52 of the San Diego Chargers in the second quarter at Qualcomm Stadium on December 5, 2010 in San Diego, California. The Raiders defeated the Chargers 28

Darrius Heyward-Bey may not have made much of an impact so far, but he inspired a cool fantasy team name.

6. Henne Nut Cheerios

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MIAMI - DECEMBER 26: Fans calling for the removal of Quarterback Chad Henne #7 as the Miami Dolphins play against the Detroit Lions at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Lions defeated the Dolphins 34-27. (Photo by Marc Serota/Ge
MIAMI - DECEMBER 26: Fans calling for the removal of Quarterback Chad Henne #7 as the Miami Dolphins play against the Detroit Lions at Sun Life Stadium on December 26, 2010 in Miami, Florida. The Lions defeated the Dolphins 34-27. (Photo by Marc Serota/Ge

Chad Henne may not start any time soon, but he has a team name that will live in infamy. 

5. Cassel Greyskull

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KANSAS CITY, MO - JANUARY 09:  Quarterback Matt Cassel #7 of the Kansas City Chiefs fakes a hand-offagainst the Baltimore Ravens in their 2011 AFC wild card playoff game at Arrowhead Stadium on January 9, 2011 in Kansas City, Missouri.  (Photo by Dilip Vi
KANSAS CITY, MO - JANUARY 09: Quarterback Matt Cassel #7 of the Kansas City Chiefs fakes a hand-offagainst the Baltimore Ravens in their 2011 AFC wild card playoff game at Arrowhead Stadium on January 9, 2011 in Kansas City, Missouri. (Photo by Dilip Vi

Another popular one for eighties kids; He-Man fans gotta love it.

4. Cooley Than the Other Side of the Pillow

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ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19:  Tight end Chris Cooley #47 of the Washington Redskins dives on a two point conversion against Barry Church #42 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas.  (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Gett
ARLINGTON, TX - DECEMBER 19: Tight end Chris Cooley #47 of the Washington Redskins dives on a two point conversion against Barry Church #42 of the Dallas Cowboys at Cowboys Stadium on December 19, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Gett

This one is too long for actual use, but it's quite funny nonetheless.

3. Schaub Shank Redemption

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HOUSTON, TX - DECEMBER 13:  Quarterback Matt Schaub #8 of the Houston Texans during warm ups before playing the Baltimore Ravens at Reliant Stadium on December 13, 2010 in Houston, Texas.  (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)
HOUSTON, TX - DECEMBER 13: Quarterback Matt Schaub #8 of the Houston Texans during warm ups before playing the Baltimore Ravens at Reliant Stadium on December 13, 2010 in Houston, Texas. (Photo by Bob Levey/Getty Images)

There were other X-rated names associated with Matt Schaub, along with number 18 Corn on the Schaub, but this one is my favorite. 

2. ScoobyDrewBreesDoo!

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CARDIFF, WALES - JULY 10: Supporters dressed as Scooby-Doo rest during a rain delay on day three of the npower 1st Ashes Test Match between England and Australia at the SWALEC Stadium on July 10, 2009 in Cardiff, Wales.  (Photo by Hamish Blair/Getty Image
CARDIFF, WALES - JULY 10: Supporters dressed as Scooby-Doo rest during a rain delay on day three of the npower 1st Ashes Test Match between England and Australia at the SWALEC Stadium on July 10, 2009 in Cardiff, Wales. (Photo by Hamish Blair/Getty Image

This one still brings a smile to my face.

1. Kibbles and Vicks

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PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 09:  Michael Vick #7 of the Philadelphia Eagles runs down field against Jarius Wynn #94 of the Green Bay Packers during the 2011 NFC wild card playoff game at Lincoln Financial Field on January 9, 2011 in Philadelphia, Pennsylva
PHILADELPHIA, PA - JANUARY 09: Michael Vick #7 of the Philadelphia Eagles runs down field against Jarius Wynn #94 of the Green Bay Packers during the 2011 NFC wild card playoff game at Lincoln Financial Field on January 9, 2011 in Philadelphia, Pennsylva

I don't condone Michael Vick's actions in any way, but I got a kick out of this team name.

Looking to 2011

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Peyton Manning and Eli Manning at the 2005 Fantasy Football Training Camp held at the South Street Seaport on July 18, 2005 in New York City (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images)
Peyton Manning and Eli Manning at the 2005 Fantasy Football Training Camp held at the South Street Seaport on July 18, 2005 in New York City (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images)

Update:
Click here to enter the 2011 LestersLegends fantasy football team name contest! 

For more fantasy football team name ideas, check out my 2010 fantasy football team name contest or my 2009 fantasy football team name contest.

Keep a lookout for the 2011 LestersLegends fantasy team name contest. Not only can you win bragging rights and prizes, but you can get ideas so you have the best fantasy football team name in your league. 

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