WWE Universe: A Day in the Life of a John Cena Fan (HUMOR)

John Cena is a hero to millions. Some would even consider him to be a role model. But what would happen if a typical John Cena fan put his lessons into practice?

I hereby present to you a typical day of a John Cena fan as he emulates his hero. Let's find out if John Cena's fan fares as well as the Champ himself.

Disclaimer: This slideshow is not Cena-hate—just humor at Cena's expense. All in good fun.

Getting Up in the Morning

John Cena's fan starts his day with a bowl of Fruity Pebbles, followed by brushing his mouth with Colgate (listen to Cena's theme song). 

Then he puts on a completely color-coordinated outfit and jean shorts. Next, puts his music on and flies out of the house, running full speed to the bus stop where he stops and poses in a self-congratulatory manner.

In School

In class—because, let's be honest, he must be a school-aged child—when the teacher asks for a volunteer for class president, the John Cena fan steps up first and says that he wants to be that guy. The John Cena fan is sure to echo John Cena's response to Vince McMahon when Vince asked for a superstar to step up.

The John Cena fan knows that the other students talk behind his back; calling him a kiss-up among other things.

But it makes no difference, for he will succeed.

When it is time to make a speech on why he should be class president, the John Cena fan steps up to the microphone and enthusiastically makes jokes about the class, the school and the fact that he is standing here talking about being class president. Then, almost as quickly, he changes his entire tone and becomes serious about what he wants and finishes his speech by yelling like a baptist preacher.

He waits for the class' reaction and then goes about his merry way.

Recess

The John Cena fan with hat and jean shorts

When it is time for recess, the John Cena fan runs out to be first onto the playground and bounces off the fence a couple of times to loosen up. He then starts to play.

However, another kid bumps him. The Cena fan takes this a sign of disrespect. He looks at the other child and tells him, "If you want some, come get some." He then removes his shirt.

The other kid backs off, not wanting to get into anything. The John Cena fan then begins to question the other kid's sexuality and make poop and hand-job jokes.

The other kid is not amused, so a fight ensues. Unlike the real John Cena, the fan has not spent 20 years in the gym. The outcome is pretty clear here.

Nurse's Office

Other kids will make fun of him while he's here.

The Cena fan is now in the nurse's office, but because he believes in "hustle, loyalty and respect," he refuses to get sent home.

He comes back to class a little worse for wear, but he will finish his school day.

After School

When school lets out, the John Cena fan visits the nursing home and volunteers at the hospital because he believes in helping his fellow man.

Nothing wrong with that.

On the Way Home

The Cena fan runs into the kid he fought earlier at school. The kid tries to resolve things peacefully, and seeks out an apology from the John Cena fan.

Much like John Cena, without a crowd of people around and having exhausted his supply of poop jokes for the week, the John Cena fan resorts to violence by performing a double leg takedown and then swinging wildly.

Adults show up to break up the fight.

The surprised other kid retreats since fighting was not his intention, and the Cena fan throws up his fists in victory.

Back at Home

The Cena fan, exhausted from his long day, finally returns home and ends his day.

He prepares to do the same exact thing the next day.

Because of all his energy, however, he needs a little help to go to sleep.