What's Ailing Kellen Winslow Jr.? Could It Be...?

Kellen Winslow Jr. has been hospitalized with an undisclosed illness. But because it's undisclosed, there has been some speculation. How can't there be? Kellen Winslow is a ****in' soldier! But I believe I have come close to diagnosing K2's health issues. I have several ideas about what this "undisclosed illness" could be. It could be only one of my ideas, it could be all of them, or it could be none of them.

STD

There have been rumours that he has a swollen testicle. And let's face it, being a highly paid NFL player who is one of the top six TEs in the league wouldn't hurt your chances of scoring. In a relationship sense, not the football sense (because we all know he isn't scoring again anytime soon).

Heartache

I think it's possible he just misses the hospital. K2 could just be suffering from a case of nostalgia. After spending so many seasons not playing and in a hospital, it just might be possible that he misses all of his good buddies at the hospital. Check up with the people who used to change his bed pans, sheets, and bandages maybe? Maybe even hit on some nurses or see how his doctor is doing. The guy is just flat out considerate.

Torn Pride Muscle

Only one touchdown this year for someone who is supposed to be one of the top TEs in the league? I'd be hurting too! And it's bad enough he doesn't really know how to block as well as the other tight ends on his team.

Heiden and Dinkens are producing against the Giants as I write this article. He's about to go through a Jeremy Shockey phase where he gets really selfish and things start going downhill. Improbable? He's been asking for a new contract. And if he doesn't produce this year, you think he'll get a contract he'll like? He's already heading down that road.

I understand that I'm no doctor and I only play one on TV, but I think the realism is there. Kellen will return soon hopefully and wish him the best and a speedy recovery.