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WWE: Return of the Crystal Ball. Looking into the Future to See What's Next

Nick Bolyard
Apr 7, 2011

FINALLY, I HAVE COME BACK TO BLEACHER REPORT! ย After a brief hiatus, due to a "glitch", I am back. ย I decided to bring my crystal ball with me, to predict the future of WWE. ย Let's get started. ย As always: SPOILER ALERT!

LayCool

Looks like the honeymoon is over. ย The crystal ball will predict that couple's therapy is not going to be enough to fix this pair.

Looks as if Layla will be turning face and battling Michelle McCool. ย At Extreme Rules, the duo will do battle. ย Obviously, Layla will win because she's awesome.

A Falls Count Anywhere match at Extreme Rules should be enough to finalize the divorce of the two "flawless" divas.

Broski of the Week

ย Zack Ryder is flying high...on YouTube. ย Looks like Long Island Iced Z is gaining a lot of fans in and out of the locker room, minus Triple H.

I don't expect Trips to be Broski of the Week anytime soon.

With possible cuts coming soon, the headliner of Superstars is alleged to be on the chopping block. ย To this I say: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...pause for breath...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Sorry but if the Ultimate Broski is released, I may have to bid WWE adieu (not really, but it'd suck).

JoMo and Ziggles

Welcome back to mid-card purgatory! ย John Morrison and Dolph Ziggler, a former No. 1 contender and World Champion, respectively, now join Sheamus in mid-card Hell.

Way to drop the ball, WWE! ย First, Zack. ย Now JoMo and Ziggler? ย What the heck?

The crystal ball is predicting that these two won't find their way back up the card until Night of Champions rolls around. ย Until then, enjoy meaningless feuds and wasting your talents.

WWE Championship

The Miz is having a lengthy reign. ย Sadly, he looks really weak. ย Luckily for him, Cena should be out of the title mix for much of the year.

Look for Orton, Punk, and Triple H to be top contenders. ย Cena will get a shot at Extreme Rules, but that should be the end of it.

The crystal ball says Orton will get back in the mix soon after.

WHC

ย Well, it'll be Alberto Del Rio vs. Edge in a ladder match at Extreme Rules. ย Christian is now in the title picture, so perhaps he will make it a Triple Threat.

However, I predict Christian attacks Edge after he defeats Del Rio at the PPV. ย Christian won't win the gold until he wins Money In The Bank and cashes in.

The Rock

ย Don't hold your breath expecting him stick around for a year. ย Just sporadic appearances until next March. ย Sorry.

Thanks for reading, everyone. ย I am glad to be back!

Please feel free to comment with your predictions and constructive thoughts below.ย