Jeff Garcia is still in the pocket

Finally, proof positive that money does buy happiness.  How else to explain the pairing of Jeff Garcia and playboy model Carmella DeCesare?  If you Google image search Carmella DeCesare you will find all the evidence you need that she is just a tad above Garcia's league.

Let's give credit where it's due.  This is by far, not the first top quality babe Garcia has nailed.  Not even close.  The man is quite an impressive womanizer despite his obvious lack of good looks.  However, he is actually married to DeCesare which makes this an even more impressive feat.

How long will it last?  Who knows and who cares.  I'll take ten minutes to be in his place and call it a lifetime achievement.

I'm sure Jeff has other qualities which make this union a little easier to fathom.  He is a good guy, speaks well despite a slightly high pitched tone of voice and he certainly must be in excellent physical shape to have lasted so long in the NFL.

Not that we all haven't see unusual couples before, "how can she be with him" type of thing.  I just can't imagine though, that this type of real love would suddenly pop up out of nowhere unless you had millions to burn.

Gals like Carmella are high maintenance.  I don't need to know her personally to know this is fact.  I don't need to know her personality to figure she has sugar daddy notions.  It's safe to presume the whole good hearted man thing was not her angle. I'm sure it is in play but c'mon, who is she kidding.

I've been around the block a few times myself and even down here in my B teamer, benchwarmer division, I know women are expensive commodities.  Only a man of Garcia's wealth could attract this type of babe.

Not to say Jeff is not one heck of a QB who earned his dough.  He was excellent (and very skinny) at San Jose State.  He was elevated to near Godhead in Calgary of the CFL and he did pretty well for himself with the 49ers and Bucs in the NFL along with a few large contracts in-between.

Hail to Jeff Garcia, ladies man and a far more satisfied man than any of us.