Mike Tyson Commercial Spoof: Watch How Champ Can Cure Your Angry Birds Addiction

Mike Tyson's commercial spoof is here, and I hope you brought your iPad with you.

I am a fairly level-headed individual. Nothing really fazes me. When my Dodgers decided to sign some geriatrics in the offseason, I thought it may be the sane thing to do. When Ron Artest forgot how to shoot a basketball, I figured he would make up the difference on defense.

The only thing that really aggravates me are pigs. Not just any pigs, those green-headed jerks that feature in my ongoing game of Angry Birds.

If you have not yet played Angry Birds, I will assume you are still using a pay-phone to make outside calls. Otherwise, you really should get on board. It is a fun way to pass the time, if you enjoy frustrating fits and anger-inducing hysteria.

Angry Birds is a game in which you slingshot an assortment of birds with varying attributes at a collection of pigs surrounded by structures. You must destroy these structures. If you fail, the pigs laugh at you.

Yes, they laugh at you as if you were a spastic degenerate that can't handle a simple puzzle game.

That is where the recent commercial spoof starring Mike Tyson comes in. It was featured on Wednesday's episode of SportsNation on ESPN. It is simply hilarious. It is also fairly accurate.

The former boxing champ Mike Tyson solves your Angry Birds issues by slapping the iPad right out of your hands. It could be worse. Trust me, it could be a lot worse.

It is refreshing to see Mike Tyson back in the realm of popular culture with a smile on his face. It is also refreshing to find a way to eliminate Angry Birds from my life. I never thought about just throwing my phone to the ground. How novel.