TNA Impact: The March 17 2011 Results in 310 Words (Spoiler Alert)

Victory Road recap PPV,  Sting hits ring.

He intros new TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Bischoff & Hogan come out, saying Sting can't change what belongs to them. Bully comes out, then Fortune & Anderson. All demand title shots. Fatal 4 Way declared for main event;  A.J., Bully, Anderson and RVD, winner gets Sting at Lockdown.

Crimson & Steiner over Ink Inc. Post match, Moore flips out as Neal is a good sport to winning team.

Pope has “healing ritual," Interrupted by  Joe & Okada. Pope escapes.

Madison Rayne, w/ Tara, another open challenge. Challenger; Alissa Flash.

Rayne w/Tara over Alissa Flash, fast.

After match, Mickie challenges Madison at Lockdown for the title. Madison will accept if Mickie puts hair on the line.

Jarretts hit for a promo. Jeff offers Angle truce. Angle comes out hits Jeff with guitar. Karen hits low blow, doesn't work (wearing a cup). Jeff is bleeding. Kurt challenges Jeff for Lockdown, Jeff shakes head no. Kurt threatens, if he doesn’t get what he wants “bad things will happen.” Angle leaves, Jeff still bleeding.

Borash intros Triple Threat for vacated TNA TV Title. 

Gunner over Murphy and Terry w/ a slam on Murphy, becoming new TNA TV champ.

Love, Morgan & Winter over Hernandez, Rosita & Sarit, Winter w/ "catatonic" on Rosita. During match, person who interfered on Hernandez/Morgan match at Victory Road came out, Morgan ran him & Hernandez off.

AJ  vs. Bully vs. Anderson vs. RVD, for #1 contender to TNA World Championship, no contest.

Match gets crazy, fast. A.J./Ray fight outside and Anderson/RVD fight in the ring. A.J. about to hit Ray with chair, Flair comes hits A.J. w/ low blow. Ray then powerbombed A.J. off stage, through a table. Trainers and medical crew comes out with a stretcher, take A.J. to the hospital. Ray tries to attack A.J. again, fails.

Ends in cluster.

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