NFL Draft 2011: Easy "A"? Wonderlic Test Sample Questions

The Wonderlic Cognitive Ability Test is a 50-question test made famous by incoming NFL draft hopefuls' successes and failures.

Here are sample questions guaranteed to stump the likes of Vince Young and other underperforming test-takers hoping to get the call on NFL draft day.

Take this Wonderlic quiz at your own risk!

Question No. 1

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PITTSBURGH, PA - JANUARY 23: Mark Sanchez #6 of the New York Jets runs dow field during their 19 to 24 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers in the 2011 AFC Championship game at Heinz Field on January 23, 2011 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Ronald Mar

If Mark Sanchez wipes a booger on his 17-year-old cousin, whom he just slept with, how many questionable acts has he committed?

A. One
B. Two
C. Three
D. Zero (as long as the Jets make the playoffs)

Question No. 2

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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JANUARY 08: Pierre Garcon #85 of the Indianapolis Colts scores on a 57-yard touchdown reception in the seocnd quarter against Antonio Cromartie #31 of the New York Jets during their 2011 AFC wild card playoff game at Lucas Oil Stadium

Antonio Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight different women. Which of the following statements is most true:

A. Cromartie would score well on the "broad" jump.
B. Cromartie likes "pump-and-run" coverage.
C. Cromartie family reunions are well-attended.
D. All of the above.

Question No. 3

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MINNEAPOLIS - NOVEMBER 21: Quarterback Brett Favre #4 of the Minnesota Vikings looks for an open receiver while playing the Green Bay Packers at the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on November 21, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. (Photo by Matthew Stockman/

If Brett Favre sends a picture message of "little Favre" to a cell phone with a 2"x2" screen, and it covers 20 percent of the screen, what is the area (in square inches)?

A. Tiny
B. 0.8
C. Four inches
D. About the size of a postage stamp

Question No. 4

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MARANA, AZ - FEBRUARY 23: Tiger Woods takes a drop on the 16th hole during the first round of the Accenture Match Play Championship at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club on February 23, 2011 in Marana, Arizona. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

Use the following words in a sentence:

• Tiger Woods
• Stroke
• Shaft
• Hole
• Wood
• Swing
• Plug
• Grip
• Lip

Now, use the above words in a sentence without mentioning golf.

Question No. 5

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ARLINGTON, TX - NOVEMBER 21: Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones watches as the Cowboys take on the Detroit Lions at Cowboys Stadium on November 21, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)

The Dallas Cowboys sold 106,132 tickets to the Super Bowl. Attendance was listed as 102,987. How many ticket-holders are eligible to file a class-action lawsuit?

A. 3,541
B. 3,451
C. 3,145
D. None

Question No. 6

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WASHINGTON - AUGUST 30: Baseball pitching star Roger Clemens walks out of the U.S. District Court after his arraignment, on August 30, 2010 in Washington, DC. Clemens who plead not-guilty was charged with making false statements, perjury and obstructing

Fill in the blank: Roger Clemens stands before a grand jury. He is most likely to ________ himself.

A. incriminate
B. perjure
C. inject
D. misremember

Question No. 7

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ST. LOUIS - MARCH 28: Head coach Bruce Pearl of the Tennessee Volunteers directs his team against the Michigan State Spartansduring the midwest regional final of the 2010 NCAA men's basketball tournament at the Edward Jones Dome on March 28, 2010 in St. L

A train carrying Jim Calhoun leaves Storrs, Conn. at 55 MPH heading south.

Another train carrying Bruce Pearl leaves Knoxville, Tenn. at 45 MPH heading east.

Where will the two trains meet?

A. At a cookout in Richmond, VA.
B. At NCAA offices in Indianapolis.
C. At a dark alley in Washington, D.C., home of a top-10 recruit.
D. At a rave hosted by Pat Summit and Carrot Top.

Question No. 8

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JUPITER, FL - FEBRUARY 17: Manager Tony La Russa #10 of the St. Louis Cardinals watches the players warm up at Roger Dean Stadium on February 17, 2011 in Jupiter, Florida. (Photo by Joel Auerbach/Getty Images)

St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa sits in his car at a stoplight. The stoplight cycles every 60 seconds. If LaRussa's blood alcohol content is 0.26, and decreases .01 every 10 minutes, what will his BAC be after 50 stoplight cycles?

A. Below the Mendoza Line
B. 0.21
C. 0.24
D. π

Question No. 9

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DALLAS, TX - FEBRUARY 05: Television persoanlity Erin Andrews attends a private dinner hosted by Audi during Super Bowl XLV Weekend at the Audi Forum Dallas on February 5, 2011 in Dallas, Texas. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images for Audi)

An ESPN personality is on fire. This is an example of:

A. Erin Andrews is Smoking.
B. Tony Kornheiser is Cooking.
C. Jim Rome is Burning.
D. A horrible accident when Stephen A. Smith interviews Richard Pryor on "Quite Frankly."

Question No. 10

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SAN FRANCISCO - SEPTEMBER 24: Barry Bonds #25 of the San Francisco Giants looks on during action against the San Diego Padres September 24, 2007 at AT&T Park in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

Henry Aaron likes his coffee with sugar. Using Bill James' formula for "runs created," and assuming a constant rate of the expansion of the universe, it can be determined that Barry Bonds likes his coffee with:

A. Cream
B. Clear
C. Victor Conte
D. HGH Wells

Question No. 11

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FOXBORO, MA - JANUARY 16: Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets looks on during their 2011 AFC divisional playoff game against the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium on January 16, 2011 in Foxboro, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Imag

Wilt Chamberlain likes women.

Michael Jordan likes gambling and golf.

Using those facts, in conjunction with simple logic and deductive reasoning, determine what shoes Rex Ryan wears on the golf course:

A. Flip-flops
B. Etonic
C. Foot-Joy
D. Open-toed pumps

Question No. 12

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MEMPHIS, TN - JUNE 8: Mike Tyson prepares to face Lennox Lewis during their WBC/IBF heavyweight championship bout on June 8, 2002 at The Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee. Lewis won the bout by way of knockout in the 8th round. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Im

Match the fight with its famous tag-line:

A. Evander Holyfield/Mike Tyson II
B. Sugar Ray Leonard/Roberto Duran II
C. Bobby Knight/Puerto Rican police officer
D. Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura

1. "No Mas"
2. "No Contest"
3. "No Ear"
4. "No More"