Parodies: "Take a Chance on Me" (Featuring Frazier Campbell)

(After the word "sub" (Continuous):
"Take a chance, take a chance,take a ch-chance)

If you make a sub,
I'm the first in line.
You got me for free.
Take a chance on me.

If you need me,
Let me know.
Gonna be around
If you want me to have a go.
I'll run up and down.

If you're all alone
When Spurs'good players have flown
Juande I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.

Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test.
If you let me try.

Take a chance on me.
(That's all I ask of you, Juande)
Take a chance on me.

I can show you skill.
With Bent, I can go running.
If we just work together.

Listen to some music.
Maybe do some drinking
And get to know him better.

'Coz you know I've got
So much that I wanna give.
Football is how I want to live.
I'm magic.

You really should take me there
So I can have my Spurs love affair
And I think you know
That I can't let go.

If you make a sub,
I'm the first in line.
You got me for free.
Take a chance on me.

If you need me,
Let me know.
Gonna be around
If you want me to have a go.
I'll run up and down.

If you're all alone
When Spurs' good players have flown
Juande I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.

Gonna do my very best
And it ain't no lie.
If you put me to the test,
If you let me try.

Take a chance on me.
(Come on, give me a chance will you?)
Take a chance on me.

Oooh you can take your time, Juande, I'm in no hurry.
I know you're gonna like me.

You don't wanna hurt me,
Juande, don't worry,
I ain't gonna let you.

Let me tell you now.
My desire's strong enough
To last when things are rough.
I'm magic.

I'm sorry if I waste your time,
But I can't get this off my mind.
No I can't let go.
'Coz I love Spurs so.

If you make a sub,
I'm the first in line.
You got me for free.
Take a chance on me.

If you need me,
Let me know.
Gonna be around
If you want me to have a go.
I'll run up and down.

If you're all alone
When Spurs' good players have flown
Juande I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.

Gonna do my very best
Juande, can't you see?
If you put me to the test.
Take a chance on me.

(Take a chance, take a chance, Take a chance on me)

Ba-ba-ba ba baa.
Ba-ba-ba ba baa ba ba.
Juande, I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.

Gonna do my very best
Juande, can't you see?
If you put me to the test.
Take a chance on me.

(Take a chance, take a chance, Take a chance on me)

Ba-ba-ba ba baa.
Ba-ba-ba ba baa ba ba
Juande, I'm still free.
Take a chance on me.

Gonna do my very best
Juande, can't you see?
If you put me to the test.
Take a chance on me.

(Fade)