South Carolina Basketball: Dear Darrin Horn, USC Needs You To Change

(This idea came from a night of basketball watching with some of my closest friends... Clemson fans.  I got a laugh out of the idea... this is not to be taken SERIOUSLY, or as a personal affront against Horn... he literally is one of my favorite coaches of all time). 

Dear Darrin Horn,

I am one of your biggest fans.

I absolutely love what you have turned South Carolina's basketball program into. They aren't winning at the pace you want yet, but it is close. 

They are already the surprise of the SEC this year. A team with way more freshmen and sophomores than juniors and seniors, they have been competitive in every game...including two wins over ranked teams. 

The team plays extremely hard every game. That is a sign of your masterful coaching and I have no doubt that you will turn South Carolina into a SEC championship program.

However, there is one major flaw that must be addressed. 

Your hair. 

It has been dubbed the "1940's business man."

If I hear one more person call you "Bartleby the Scrivener," I think I may go nuts.  

You are a young man, who dresses well. This is why the hair is so jarring. 

Please, coach Horn: Cut your hair. 

A fan,

Alex Roberts