Come to Think of It...Here is Everything I Know—You Should Know it Too

Some things you just know.  Other things you suspect.

You know that Lance Armstrong is making a comeback. You suspect his next shipment of EPO will arrive any day now. 

You know the Tampa Bay Rays will make the playoffs. You suspect they'll be happy just to get there.

You know the Chicago Cubs will make the playoffs. You suspect that anything short of a World Series will be considered a failure.

You know that LeBron James will be a free agent in 2010. You suspect he won't re-sign with Cleveland.

You know that the surface area of the planet Earth is 196,935,000 sq miles.  You suspect it is approximately the hat size of Barry Bonds.

You know the New York Yankees won't make the playoffs. You suspect that Fox is crying.

You know Tom Brady is out for the season. You suspect the Patriots will find a way to win most of their games anyway.

You know the Cubs have a good team. You suspect something bad will happen anyway.

You know Aaron Rodgers is off to a fast start in Green Bay. You suspect Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy are breathing a sigh of relief.

You know USC is a great college football team based on another terrific recruiting class. You suspect some of them are driving Hummers.

You know Shaq will retire in 735 days. You suspect it may be from the European league.

You know if you put makeup on a pig, it's still a pig. You suspect Barack Obama wears eye liner.

You know John McCain suggested that anyone making less than $5 million dollars per year was "middle class." You suspect McCain may be a bit out of touch.

You know Tim Lincecum deserves the NL Cy Young award. You suspect that Brandon Webb will get it instead.

You know Albert Pujols deserves the NL MVP award. You suspect Ryan Howard may get it instead.

You know the Houston Astros offense faltered again versus the Florida Marlins. You suspect they'll blame it on having had to play the Cubs in Milwaukee.

You know I've come to the end. You suspect it's about time, come to think of it...