2011 Sports Calender: From Groundhog Day To National Impotency Month
What better way to start off your new year than with the 2011 Sports Calendar?
Each and every month, a different sports personality is matched-up with their corresponding monthly observance. Who will be the calendar boy for National Dental Hygiene Month or National Humor Month?
Flip through and see for yourself.
January
1 of 12
January Observance: Financial Wellness Month.
Calendar Boy: Jim Harbaugh.
In financial terms, Jim recently signed a five-year, $25 million contract with the San Francisco 49ers. This can be described in one word: NICE !
February
2 of 12
February Observance: Groundhog Day.
Calendar Boy: Tiger Woods.
Wait in anticipation to see if another mistress comes out of Tiger's hole and sees her shadow, which, for Tiger, will mean six more weeks of legal fees.
March
3 of 12
March Observance: Optimism Month.
Calendar Fans: Chicago Cub faithful.
This will be the year!
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April
4 of 12
April Observance: National Humor Month.
April Calendar Team: Carolina Panthers.
After going 2-12, need I say more?
May
5 of 12
May Observance: Borderline Personality Disorder Month.
Calendar Girl: Kim Kardashian.
Attention all athletes, you have been warned.
June
6 of 12
June Observance: Rebuild Your Life Month
Calendar Boy: Kenny Powers.
If Kenny can rebound from his time in Mexico, then there's hope for all of us.
July
7 of 12
July Observance: National Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Calendar Boy: Brett Favre.
Too obvious a choice?
August
8 of 12
August Observance: Cataract Awareness Month.
Calendar Boy: Umpire Jim Joyce.
Who better to help remind you of the importance of healthy eye care?
September
9 of 12
September Observance: American Kennel Club Responsible Dog Ownership Month.
Calendar Boy: Michael Vick.
Everyone deserves a second chance.
October
10 of 12
October Observance: National Dental Hygiene Prevention Month.
Calendar Boys: NHL Players.
Smiles that only a puck could love.
November
11 of 12
November Observance: National Impotency Month.
Calendar Girl: Arianny Celeste.
If she can’t get you going, nothing will.
December
12 of 12
December Observance: Colorectal Cancer Education and Awareness Month.
Calendar Boy: Jose Canseco.
The two are a natural fit.
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