2011 Sugar Bowl: MVP Trophy Is Now Up For Sale (Satire)

Satire—this is not true and is meant purely for your reading enjoyment.

In not so surprising news, Terrelle Pryor has decided to sell his Sugar Bowl MVP Trophy.

The reason for this was simple. He can just claim ignorance and be allowed to still play in the future. The Athletic Director can also state that the players didn't receive adequate rules-training.

With Pryor going to the NFL Draft, he will not face any punishment for his actions.

All he had to do was tell the Vest that he was going to return and Tressel allowed Pryor to play in the Sugar Bowl.

This does not come to a surprise to anyone—consider the fact that Pryor needs to support his family.

The bidding will start at $2,500 dollars.

Terrelle Pryor expects the trophy to go for $1.2 million dollars—just like he also thinks he will succeed in the NFL.

No one has tried to bring Terrelle Pryor back to reality, it is simply too difficult of a task.

One thing is for sure, is that there is going to be one very lucky Buckeye fan.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are you aware this is an NCAA Violation?

Of course, but I can just say I didn't know it was an NCAA violation and I won't be punished. Can't believe this worked the first time.

But you still know that it's still a violation?

Ya, but our AD can say that we just didn't receive adequate rules education about this and we will be fine. I can't believe that it worked the first time. When we all talked about this defense, none of us thought it would actually work.

Why sell your trophy that you worked hard for?

Because I need to support my family. This reason has worked for everyone else so why not use that one.

But you are aware that you have said that money isn't a problem for your family?

Go Buckeyes! Who is that Kirk Herbstreit guy? I'm sorry for the five of us.

Can you answer my question?

I just ask you to respect the game. This is about what we did out on that field against Arkansas. Buckeye Nation!!

Why are you doing this?

Buckeye Nation, I love you. One of you is about to get some valuable memorabilia. Who is it going to be? 

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