JokersWild Deals The Cards

It all started when I turned five while I was delivering flowers for Don Vincent and came across some of the elders playing cards  at  Carlitos house.

That's when I started my life long addiction with cards and strip poker or any game that involved cards I was the #### at 52 card pickup.

And in keeping with the tradition of my love for cards I decided to deal out  some cards to some sports teams and athletes that are deserving.

NFL

The Ace will always go to the team that has scored the most points- I know you will say it was against a bad team but hey their pro's they should have played harder.

The Ace goes to the Denver Broncos for putting a whooping on the Raiders by a score of 41 to 14- that was a woodshed beating.

The King goes to The Steelers for putting 38 on the Texans and only giving up 17 and I thought this was going to be a good year for  the Texans.

The Queen goes to the Falcons for putting 34 on the mighty Lions of Detroit and  giving up 21 -Michel Turner has thighs like Earl Campbell had I don't know if some of you are old enough to remember Earl C. but he was a turbo charged tank that would run you over or drag you to the end zone. Turner had 220 yrds rushing.

The Wild Card goes to The Bears for going into The Colts house and  putting the smack down on Manning and Co.

MLB

There are so many games that happen at different times this one is almost impossible to do so I will pick the ones that caught my eye and deal the cards accordingly - whether they played the same day or not its my blog my rules...LMAO

The Ace goes to the Marlins for upsetting the Phillies 10 to 8

The King goes to NY (Yankees) for smacking the Angels around and beating them 7 to 1.

The Queen goes to the Mets for beating  Washington 10 to 8.

The wild card goes to Cliff Lee for picking up win number 21.

NASCAR

The Ace goes to Jimmie Johnson for winning the Rock and Roll 400.

The King goes to Tony Stewart For the  first losers spot.

The Queen goes to Denny Hamlin-for being the second loser.

The Wild Card goes to Dale Jr. for showing Kyle Busch that karma really does come back and bite you in the ####..LMAO

NCAA Football

These college football  game are not easy either so refer to the same rules as MLB.

The Ace goes to Oregon for pileing on 66 points on lowely Utah State.

The King goes to Florida for beating Miami 26 to 3.

The Queen goes to  CAL for putting a severe hurting on Washington St. 66 to 3.

The Wild Card goes to Brigham Young  for having someone on their side that helped them with the  dumbest penalty I have seen in awhile in college football.

Honorable Wild Card  Goes to Eastern Carolina  from Conference USA for beating West Virginia 24 to 3.

Well that's all the dealing for this week stay tuned for more in the future.