2010 Sports Year in Review: 12 Events You'll Want To Relive

It’s time now to look back and laugh at the athletes and events that made the sporting headlines in 2010.

Start the insanity.

January

Event

Drew Brees named Super Bowl MVP as he led New Orleans Saints to a 31-17 victory over the Indianapolis Colts.

Result

Months later, the quarterback used his almighty talents to part the water after another levee broke.

February

Event

Sean White defies gravity, winning Olympic gold in Vancouver.

Result

Sean then chills with politics’ answer to free-styling, Vice President Joe Biden.

March

Event

Manny Pacquiao defeats Joshua Clottey in front of 51,000 fans at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington Texas.

Result

Manny announces the release of his new video game, X-Boxer.  Consumers agree, the game is a real knockout.

April

Event

In Minnesota, Target Field hosts its first regular season game as the Twins defeat the Boston Red Sox.

Result

Ironically, the most popular souvenir sold at the game was a baseball shirt with the slogan “Who Needs a Roof to Enjoy Sports in Minnesota?”

May

Event

Roy Halladay pitches the 20th perfect game in Major League Baseball history.

Result

Days later, an even rarer occurrence.  Philly Phanatic goes an entire inning without annoying a single fan.

June

Event

The Los Angeles Lakers capture their 16th NBA title, defeating the Boston Celtics in seven games.

Result

After being named series MVP, Kobe Bryant discovers way to solve BP oil disaster.

July

Event

Spain wins their first World Cup of soccer, defeating the Netherlands.

Result

Despite the loss, many of the Dutch players happily return home to resume their daily job as highway traffic cones.

August

Event

New Lingerie Football League season kicks off.

Result

Players prove their toughness by wearing less equipment than their “girlie” NFL counterparts.

September

Event

Due to his involvement with a marketing agent while playing at USC, Reggie Bush forfeits his 2005 Heisman Trophy.

Result

Although embarrassed, the running back admits returning the trophy was not nearly as uncomfortable as his time with Kim Kardashian.

October

Event

Cain Velasquez shocks the fighting world with a second round TKO of heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar.

Result

After the bout, Velasquez reveals his pre-fight training regiment.

November

Event

San Francisco Giants win World Series.

Result

Despite the loss, Texas fans find comfort in knowing they still have their beloved Dallas Cowboys to cheer for.

December

Event

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan caught up in foot-fetish controversy.

Result

New York Jets medical staff devises new form of reflexology, called “reRexology.”  Applying pressure to certain parts of the player’s foot can relieve tension and improve their performance.