Georgia Bulldogs Begin Quest for National Title

Before I begin, can I ask, is it just me or does new Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin strongly resemble West Canaan Coyote's sex ed teacher Miss Davis from the 1999 film Varsity Blues?

Yes Elliot, boner is good.

 I want to start out by letting it be known that at no time will my posts contain either truth or fact. I would advise you to avoid believing everything you read. Unless of course some of it is true, then you should definitely believe it. Following that gorilla math, believe everything I say, you don't want to be left in the dark.

This week our #2 ranked Dawgs take on the fighting Chippewa's of Central Michigan. Is it just me or does saying Chippewa make you want to punch Tim McGraw in the neck? Learn to sing a song, Indian Outlaw.

Let's look at the big matchup for us as far as our defensive back 7 are concerned. CMU brings in Dan LeFevour, which of course is Spanish for "the Fever," and his 5,000 all-purpose yards and 50+ TD's from a year ago. Is it just me or didn't the Dawgs donkey punch the last QB we played with similar stats? (yes, that means you Tebow). Rennie Curran will hit LeFevour so hard he won't be able to do the rain dance at their next tribal meeting.

The Chippewa (watch it McGraw) starting defensive front averages a weight that comes in just under that of Manute Bol. They should recruit Rosie O'Donnell, that is the only way to beef them up. Their OLB's weigh 190. Is it just me or did we just take a ride in the Delorean back to 1955? Fire up the Flux Capacitor, 1980 here we come (foreshadowing included).

The Dawgs will put on a performance that is worthy of a Mythical National Championship contender. Bombs away from Stafford as we continue to look for a consistent receiving threat, excellence from the D, and a dominant pass rusher. Late game vagumic pounding by our OL will again deliver future Heisman winner Caleb King nice stats. The Fever puts some points on the board a la Georgia Southern in mop up duty but this game will be over by the 4th, which makes this years edition of the Dawgs different than year's past.

DawgsOnTop 45-17.

Believe me, Biff told me.

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