Famous Quotes And A few Of Jokers Wild's Own

In Lew of the upcoming game between "The Ohio State Buckeyes" and "The Trojans from Southern California," I have summoned the greats of the past to give inspiration to the Buckeyes as they soon will be going into an extremely hostile environment.

The Sun will be shining down on this battle of two proud traditions and it will be hotter than my ex-stepmothers kiss the fans of USC will be in riot mode and frenzied out of their God- forsaken football minds.

The crazed stares of fans that have anticipated this match up will be gazing at the 64' HDTV's that they will be paying on for months in anticipation of the kickoff to this battle.

So I find it fitting to throw some words of encouragement towards the young men that will be taking the field in honor of the Buckeyes.

  ~Some Famous And Not so Famous Quotes Of Inspiration~

"Young men that take the field on this day, Know This, God will  be watching the game today, Play Accordingly." - Unknown Author

"One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it" - Knute Rockne

I want you to beat them like they owe you money - JOKERSWILD

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football." - John Heisman

I want you to beat them like they hurt your mama - JOKERSWILD

"I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it." - Gale Sayers

He said your girlfriend is terrible in bed - JOKERSWILD

"The only place you can win a football game is on the field, the only place you can lose it is in your hearts." - Darrell Royal

The Player in front of you is your enemy, he hates you - JOKERSWILD

"Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it." - Heywood Hale Brown

"When the ref isn't looking, Choke the living hell out of him"  - Reynolds

"Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport." - Duffy Daugherty

"So you wanna dance, Frank, or do you wanna sit here and have a heart attack?" - TM

"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann

That's all I have for now Im sure some fellow bloggers will help me come up with more.

GO BUCKEYES! Go!