Pessimistic Optimisms And Other Oxymoron Truths

Welcome to the thoughts of an optimistic pessimist with a twist of oxymoron truth.

I love" Jumbo Shrimp" that have "Millitary Inteligence." It forces me to be "Cruel to be Kind" to them as I slowly bite their tails off.

The Dolphins are going to the "Soft Rock" in the AFC East this season. The "Mercy Killings" they will be receiving are going to be falling on deaf ears with "Deafening Silence" as the "Holy War" of the NFL continues to hurt these "Mini Giants," but they should still be able to pick up their "Death Benefits" when the season is done.

It's no "Open Secret" unless it's to a "Liberal Conservative" that the Giants will not be the "Sports Sedan" they were last season, The loss of two of their best pass rushers gives them "Great Deficiency" in their defensive line and without their "Small Crowd" to anchor the D they will become victims of  "Friendly Fire" by opposing running backs.

The "Cincinnati Bengals" (which by the way have there ever been Bengal tigers in Cincinnati other than in their zoo?) are the "Alien Residents" of the AFC South and will be the "Non Dairy Creamer" to any opponents coffee as they try to get their "Controlled Chaos" of a team together. It is no "Open Secret" that they will be "Icy Hot" and their offense will "Start Stopping" and their "Forward Retreat" will be the laughing stock of the NFL again or can we "Expect the Unexpected" from them this season.

Well since this is a "Free Speech Zone" I will end with this for I will be busy today watching political advertisements with supposed "Responsible Government" nominees promising us "Government Organization" but in truth they will be "Accidentally on Purpose"  lying through their teeth.

After watching the advertisements, I will go to the store to pick up some "Genuine Veneer" to fix the counter with and, stop by the "Full Time Day Care" to pick up the young  ones, then return to my house to find my "Wireless Cable"  being installed and then I should be able to get on my "Microsoft Works" and resume my blogging.

So until next time unless I am "Found Missing" expect this "Dumb Genius" to be "Drinking Responsibly" and visiting my online "Strippers Dressing Room" and thinking of more Oxymoronic Truths.