EPL Deadline Day : It's Now Or Never!

Well, it's here!

After months and months of never ending transfer sagas and speculation, the most ridiculous gossip of Adebayor joining Barcelona, Ronaldo joining Real Madrid, and Barry joining Liverpool, DEADLINE DAY is finally here!

I'm here to update you all on what has already happened and what is going to happen by midnight.

Tottenham Hotspur have signed Croatian defender Vedran Corluka from Manchester City (Spurs must thank Luka Modric for convincing his "best friend" to join him at White Hart Lane)

Louis Saha is expected to complete his move to Everton in the next four hours.

Newcastle have signed Ignacio "Nacho" Gonzalez on loan from Valencia (finally Kevin Keegan gets some replacements in at St.James Park).

Staying with Newcastle, the Magpies have agreed a deal for Deportivo La Coruna striker Xisco.

Chelsea will today make a final attempt to broker a deal with Real Madrid for Robinho (the move is "highly unlikely" to go through).

Dimitar Berbatov is expected to conclude his move from Tottenham to Manchester United by tonight (finally!).

FC Porto's Ricardo Quaresma is having a medical at Internazionale (a magical move by Mourinho?).

Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez is confident of signing Espanyol midfielder Albert Riera today (no Barry? We'll do Riera!).

Tottenham confirmed that they have signed Spartak Moscow striker, Roman Pavlyuchenko for £14million.

Man City have completed the signings of Pablo Zabaleta from Espanyol for an undisclosed fee, and of Glauber Berti from Nurnberg.

Guinea defender Kamil Zayatte has joined Hull on a season-long loan from Swiss side Young Boys (did he ditched Newcastle, or did Newcastle ditch him?).

Everton hope to complete the signing of Newcastle striker Alan Smith in a £3million deal today (Kevin Keegan probably won't let him go!).

Arsene Wenger is trying to resurrect a beat-the-deadline deal for midfield target Gokhan Inler (Inler is apparently not interested in Arsenal after signing a long-term deal at Udinese)

That's a wrap for now!

The question marks will stay till midnight and by then, everybody will know where their future is!