A Boise State Hater's Open Letter to Santa This College Football Holiday Season

This letter does not represent my personal opinion. I believe this season an undefeated Non-AQ school should play for the National Championship if there are not two undefeated schools from major conferences ahead of them. This is intended purely as humor and I do not wish for this to upset anyone.

Dear Santa,

I want to see Boise State destroy Nevada. I hope they win the game 63-0. Then, I hope Boise is shut out of the national title game for Auburn and Oregon. Too bad, they will all say, but at least you get to be the first cupcake killer in the Rose Bowl. 

In that Rose Bowl, I want to see Wisconsin run for over 350 yards on Boise's "great" defense. Those undersized boys have no chance against a team as physical as Wisconsin. Boise's defense will be in shambles by the second quarter. I want to see Wisconsin totally punk Boise and their bucktooth so called Heisman-worthy quarterback Kellen Moore. I want to see Wisconsin pound Boise into the turf of the "Grand Daddy of 'Em All" 56-17.

Then I will never, ever have to hear about how great the creampuff schools are ever again. TCU? The same to them in whatever BCS Game they do not deserve to play in. Maybe they can play LSU in the Sugar Bowl. Then they can see how a real defense plays.

Santa, if you can give me all of this, it will be the greatest Christmas ever. I will leave extra milk and cookies for you until I die. I will never ask you for anything major again. Just please, please shut up these moronic Non-AQ homers. They make me sick. The existence of Boise and TCU in the national championship discussion angers my soul.

Dear Santa, please give me this perfect gift.

Sincerely, 

Boise State and TCU Hater #32,421.