Top 10 Reasons Steve Addazio Should Not Be Fired

With all of the hoopla about Steve Addazio getting fired, most people haven't taken the time to look at the reasons why he should stay. Steve comes from a long football background as has proved to be a loyal assistant to Coach Meyer.

Finding someone to replace Steve will take away from Urban's real job of getting the Gator football team back in shape. So I decided to put into words a list of the top ten reasons we should keep Coach Addazio on the roster.

10. Helps Meet Affirmative Action Guidelines for Hair Follicle Impaired Coaches.

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NEW ORLEANS - JANUARY 01: Offensive coordinator and interim head coach Steve Addazio of the Florida Gators celebrates a touchdown from the sidelines during the Allstate Sugar Bowl against the Cincinnati Bearcats at the Louisana Superdome on January 1, 20

10. Helps Meet Affirmative Action Guidelines for Hair Follicle Impaired Coaches.

9. Alabama, LSU and South Carolina Fans Love Him!

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TUSCALOOSA, AL - NOVEMBER 07: Fans of the Louisiana State University Tigers hold up a sign against the Alabama Crimson Tide at Bryant-Denny Stadium on November 7, 2009 in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

All Alabama, LSU and South Carolina fans love him!

8. Our Offensive Line Is Just Beginning To Gel

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GAINESVILLE, FL - NOVEMBER 13: D.L. Moore #82 of the Florida Gators is upended after a catch by C.C. Whitlock #12 of the South Carolina Gamecocks during a game at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on November 13, 2010 in Gainesville, Florida. (Photo by Mike Ehrma

8. Our offensive line is just beginning to "gel".

7. Who Else Has the Guts to Run It Up the Middle on Every First Down?

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JACKSONVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 30: Trey Burton #8 of the Florida Gators runs for yardage against the Georgia Bulldogs during the game at EverBank Field on October 30, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

7. Who else has the guts to run it up the middle on every first down?

6. Makes Ron Zook Look Like a Smart Hire for Jeremy Foley

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PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 01: Head coach Ron Zook of the Illinois Fighting Illini looks on during the 'Rose Bowl presented by Citi' against the USC Trojans at the Rose Bowl on January 1, 2008 in Pasadena, California. (Photo by Donald Miralle/Getty Images)

Makes Ron Zook look like a smart hire for Jeremy Foley.

5. We Don’t Have To Worry About Him Leaving for a Head Coaching Job

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GAINESVILLE, FL - SEPTEMBER 12: Defensive coordinator Charlie Strong of the Florida Gators calls out a signal during the game against the Troy Trojans at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on September 12, 2009 in Gainesville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Get

5. We don’t have to worry about him leaving for a head coaching job any time soon.

4. Only One Who Knows All the Words to "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"

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SHANGHAI, CHINA - OCTOBER 16: Jonathan Brown of the Lions rides on the team bus through central Shanghai on October 16, 2010 in Shanghai, China. The Melbourne Demons will play the Brisbane Lions in an AFL trial match at Jiangwan Sports Centre on Sunday.

4. Only one who knows all the words to "100 bottles of beer on the wall" for long bus rides.

3. UF Women’s Badminton Coaching Position Was Just Filled

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GUANGZHOU, CHINA - NOVEMBER 15: A shuttlecock and racket is seen on the ground at the men's team badminton final at Tianhe Gymnasium during day three of the 16th Asian Games Guangzhou 2010 on November 15, 2010 in Guangzhou, China. (Photo by Ronald Marti

3. UF Women’s badminton coaching position was just filled.

2. He's Almost Learned the Playbook

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JACKSONVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 30: Head coach Urban Meyer of the Florida Gators watches the action during the game against the Georgia Bulldogs at EverBank Field on October 30, 2010 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

2. He's almost learned the playbook.

1. Has Pictures of Urban and Tim Making Out

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NEW ORLEANS - JANUARY 01: Tim Tebow #15 of the Florida Gators hugs his head coach Urban Meyer after scoring a touchdown against the Cincinnati Bearcats during the Allstate Sugar Bowl at the Louisana Superdome on January 1, 2010 in New Orleans, Louisiana.

1. Has pictures of Urban and Tim making out.