Darlington Causing Quite a Stir

She lay perfectly still for 11 months. Experts from all over worked on her. Once completed, it was the most expensive face-lift in history. Who knew Hollywood had such an interest.

The “Lady in Black” has caused quite a stir among Hollywood’s elite. Her extensive face-lift is the talk of the town.

Movie stars, directors, producers and even studio executives are scrambling to find all the information they can about this historic event.

Hollywood’s power couple Brad and Angelina have stepped up production of their next child in hopes of being the first to cash in. 

Charlie Sheen has e-mailed all current and past girlfriends confessing true love for this southern belle.

Regis and Kelly have dedicated a complete show.

Oprah is certain to find a book somewhere detailing the historical event. Look for it on a future book of the month episode.

Not everyone is buying the hype.  Sources say there are those demanding to know exactly who is this “Lady in Black”?  

In Hollywood, it’s not really a question of whom, but how much?  $30 million, that’s how much. A $30 million dollar face-lift that wasn’t performed in California?

Could this be the end of civilization as we know it? What exactly does $30 million buy?

According to Joan Rivers, “it really doesn’t matter”. The queen of carve says “it’s not what you spend, it’s how you feel”. “I can’t tell you how much I have spent, but I feel good and so should she.”  According to those who know, “The Lady in Black” feels pretty good.

 Reporting from Hollywood, this is David Yeazell.