Despite Loss: Cleveland Browns Smack For The Pittsburgh Steeler Fan In Your Life

Yes, the Cleveland Browns lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers. I would be very curious to see how the game would have turned out if the Steelers didn't take cheap head shots at the Browns receivers.

It has been tough to be a Cleveland Browns fan in recent years. Even tougher is the fact that bandwagon Steelers fans seem to be popping up everywhere.

Have no fear. They may be the better team, but that shouldn't stop you from reminding them how lame their team is.

Having lived in Pittsburgh for three years when I was in college, I have come to hate this team more than ever.

We Have Fans Everywhere!

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PITTSBURGH - FEBRUARY 7: Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger waves to the crowd of over an estimated 250,000 during the victory parade celebrating the win at Super Bowl XL on February 7, 2006 in downtown Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo b

Steeler nation loves to tell you how spread out their fan base is. What they neglect to tell you is why. When all the jobs left and the city died, all the Steeler fans hauled you-know-what to get out of there.

They couldn't abandon their town fast enough. Unfortunately, they kept rooting for their team and proceeded to have children. That, is why there are fans across the country, because the city died and lost all of the jobs.

Bill Cowher

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PITTSBURGH - DECEMBER 07: Head coach Bill Cowher of the Pittsburgh Steelers looks on against the Cleveland Browns December 7, 2006 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)

Bill Cowher is from Cleveland. He was a Browns player and a Browns coach. You're welcome.

Logo

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PITTSBURGH - OCTOBER 14: Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers puts his helmet on before practice at the Pittsburgh Steelers South Side training facility on October 14, 2010 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

Like your logo? You’re welcome for that, too.

In 1962, Cleveland's Republic Steel suggested to the Steelers that they use the Steelmark as a helmet logo.

Terrible Towel

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PITTSBURGH - OCTOBER 25: Fans of the Pittsburgh Steelers wave their yellow towels during the NFL game against the Minnesota Vikings at Heinz Field on October 25, 2009 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The Steelers defeated the Vikings 27-17. (Photo by Rick St

Your “Terrible Towel” looks like a pee-covered rag that you just cleaned the urinals with.

Steel City

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PITTSBURGH - SEPTEMBER 12: Fans cheer during the Pittsburgh Steelers NFL season opener game against the Atlanta Falcons on September 12, 2010 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

Steel City? Blue Collar Town? Maybe 30 years ago. You’re a white-collar corporate town now.

The steel mills are gone, man. Ever walk through downtown on a weekday? Just a bunch of suits on cell phones.

Class-Less

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CLEVELAND - SEPTEMBER 9: Antwan Peek #56 and Chaun Thompson #51 of the Cleveland Browns team up for a sack against Ben Roethlisberger #7 of the Pittsburgh Steelers during their season opening game at Cleveland Browns Stadium September 9, 2007 in Clevelan

We may not have had a QB in the last 11 years, but at least they haven’t raped anybody lately.

Plus, We’re The City Of Champions! You mean in the 70’s? S-T-E-R-O-I-D-S.

But What About Baseball?

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PHOENIX - APRIL 11: Relief pitcher Hayden Penn #62 of the Pittsburgh Pirates reacts after giving up a run to the Arizona Diamondbacks during the fourth inning of the major league baseball game at Chase Field on April 11, 2010 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo

Don’t forget about the Pirates! Oh, is that the team that just finished its 18th-consecutive losing season?

First-time voters this November have NEVER seen a winning season.

Misconceptions About "Your Team"

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - AUGUST 21: Bryant McFadden #20 of the Pittsburgh Steelers against the New York Giants during their preseason game at New Meadowlands Stadium on August 21, 2010 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

The colors are Black and Yellow, Not Black and Gold.

Plus, it’s “Steelers” not “Stillers.” Learn how to pronounce the name of your own team, you hillbilly.

Not So Tuff

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CLEVELAND - DECEMBER 10: Brady Quinn #10 of the Cleveland Browns hands off to Chris Jennings #34 during the game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on December 10, 2009 at Cleveland Browns Stadium in Cleveland, Ohio. Cleveland won the game 13-6. (Photo by

The Browns beat you last year with Brady Quinn, and this year you beat a third round rookie draft pick in his first start.

This was accomplished after you knocked out two of his receivers with helmet-to-helmet hits. Be proud of yourselves Pittsburgh, be proud.