Hell In A Cell: My Predictions For Tonight's PPV

Hell In A Cell Match: World Heavyweight Championship: Kane © vs. The Undertaker w/ Paul Bearer

Kane vs Undertaker. In my opinion I think nobody should win for 1 simple reason. Kane has the world heavyweight championship title belt and Undertaker has Paul Bearer at his side and the urn, so at Hell In A Cell, the Undertaker should loose tonight. 

Hell In A Cell Match: WWE Championship: Randy Orton © vs. Sheamus

In my opinion Randy Orton should take Sheamus and whip his mayonnaise behind around the cell and receive the win again. I say this because Randy has only had the belt since Night of Champions during September. So Randy Orton shall win.

Cena Joins Nexus or Nexus Are No More: John Cena vs. Wade Barrett

In my opinion John Cena WILL NOT, I repeat WILL NOT go to the retarded egg suckers called Nexus. Cena is a good guy and joining the egg suckers Nexus would ruin his character.

 So John Cena will win.

WWE Unified Diva's Championship Match: Michelle McCool © vs. Natalya

This DIVA’S match, the title will stay around Michelle McCool’s waist for now.  

Natalya should lose because The Hart Dynasty are losing and she’s a part of them. So she should loose too. Winner: Michelle McCool.

WWE United States Championship: Submissions Count Anywhere: Daniel Bryan © vs. John Morrison vs. The Miz

Daniel Bryan should win because Morrison really doesn’t need the win and Miz is going to get  more belts like the WWE  championship title and the World Heavyweight belt. So Daniel Bryan should end up retaining the title.

[Rumoured Matches:]

Intercontinental Championship: MVP vs. Dolph Ziggler ©

First the inflatable thing went up then the music started then out of the blue came MVP then came the fireworks kaboom boom boom boom  then runs into the ring and started to fight  well not anymore. Now MVP faces Dolph Ziggy. And at Hell In A Cell MVP will finally beat Ziggy tonight. Besides Ziggy has had the belt way TOOOOOOOOO long. So tonight expect MVP to win the intercontinental belt.

Edge vs. Jack Swagger

The All American American American American …….(WHATEVER!) will end up destroying Edge at hell in a cell tonight .Swagger needs the win to become more popular again. So Swagger shall win. 

WWE Tag Team Championship Match: Drew McIntyre & Cody Rhodes © vs. ???

Rhodes and McIntyre don’t make me laugh. Their opponents are probably just the air. After all, the real opponents are a mystery but let’s get real. I think they are going to retain their titles because they need they need all the wins they can get. So expect Rhodes and McIntyre to retain the titles after all they need wins!