Really? Seriously? Cubs, Favre, The NBA, and Other Sports Misgivings

Another week, another crop of crap from the world of sports.

It is amazing how in one week someone can enjoy the highs and lows of sport and then be brought down to earth with the amazing amounts of B.S. that spews forth from the world of athletics.

I mean really? Seriously....

Derek Jeter

You are looking for a max contract but are so desperate to get on base you fake getting hit by a baseball to go to first? Please, DJ, either find a time machine or an elixir of youth and then maybe, MAYBE, someone can take your push for big dollars seriously.

Think, Brett Favre?

Brett Favre

So you say you need time to gel with your receivers, eh?

Could have and should have thought of it when you were sitting your primadonna, sissy-boy, butt down in Mississippi soaking up the man-crushes from the media and low IQ football fans who worship you

Next time go to training camp and if you don't....SHUT...THE.....

NBA

players' mouth up?

HA.

David Stern is now trying to inject class and respect into a sport that is arguably the only one that could still have a tinge of a fix.

Stern is shadier than the "Watchmen" and remains the only Mafiaso-type arrogant commissioner in all of sport.

But, now he wants his players to act un-Rasheed like?

Um, Davey, when did you finally get the memo? Did Ron Artest deliver it himself?

But of course, it couldn't be as bad as ....

SOCCER/FOOTBALL

Love the sport, can't stand more of the players who dive and throw their hands up at every turn. If I was a referee I would love to deck a John Terry, or Christiano, or anyone except Messi on the Barcelona team for their in-your-face historonics.

But when Thierry Henry injures a goaltender during a "celebratory" kick (riiiight) he walks away with not even a slap on the wrist. But a young man with 1/100000000 the bank account as the handballing Frenchie gets more games added to a suspension for a horror tackle in the same game?

Wow, oh wait. New York vs. LA. Henry vs. Becks. Ahhhh. No wonder.

Now Henry is "injured" and has to sit out. 

Karma....

DANICAN'T

Looksie, Dani'can't Patrick is going to race NASCAR this weekend.

Her best finish so far has been 24th out of 43, kind of like her 11th place standing in a 21-car Indy Circuit.

So why are we talking about her again?

Dani'can't has a better chance of scoring in a Go Daddy porn show.

CUDDLY CUBS

Another sign that the Cubs will never win a world series.

They go on their biggest win streak of the year (seven) after they earn a losing record for the season, including a sweep of the Cardinals in Sloouie,

Then they return to the too-friendly confines and get blown out by those same Cardinals.

Loser needs to be changed to Cubs and we would all get the picture.

"Oh my God, Jeanie, why would you date such a Cub!?"

Yeah, works for me....