The Chelsea Daily Drivel & The Drivel Giggle!

""When I arrived at Liverpool, I knew I had to wait on the bench and try to change games and now I'm also doing it for Chelsea. When you come to a big club you need to be patient, there are a lot of quality players, but I just want to prove that I deserve to be here every chance that I get.

I enjoy playing anywhere and every minute I am on the pitch. I can play anywhere in the three in midfield or the three up front.""

""It is difficult to know why people think that Arsenal play the better football. Even when we finished top, people still said Arsenal played better than us. But you are seeing an evolution since the manager came in. We are scoring more goals and keeping more clean sheets and that is what it is all about if you want to win the league.

You have to be efficient but, when you see a team like Chelsea scoring so many goals, I hope people recognise our quality. But we are not playing for glory, we are playing to win. You can say we have a killer instinct because we know that, if we have any kind of opportunity, we have to kill the game."

""Obviously I'm aware that the gaffer said there was an enquiry, but nothing is happening. If someone wants to take me and they accept a bid, that's a different story, but in the meantime I just have to get on with my job. This kind of thing is just part and parcel of the job. Maybe there is people talking and stories being written, but at the end of the day you come to work and do your job.

On the other side, it is brilliant and I'm really flattered. Who wouldn't be if they were mentioned in connection with a great club like Chelsea?""

""Slobodan Rajkovic and Nemanja Matic? Yes, they will come," "

"“It’s gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants. It has to be one of the players. They are the only ones with access. You might get two hits in a week, then he won’t attack for a month or so. I’ve a good idea who it is but wouldn’t dream of making accusations until I have proof. It’s costing a fortune in designer underwear.” "

"“It was a bit of a laugh but now the lads are a bit cheesed off.

There’s hardly any holes in our defence - so it’s a shame the same can’t be said of our underpants!!.” "