An Open Letter: A Man To Favre

Okay. I will make this as short and bittersweet as possible. I know I am not the only sports and football fan out there tired of Brett Favre's act.

Tired. Exhausted. Bored. Disgusted.

But at least now we know who wears the pants in the Favre family.

Deanna—his wife.

Why? Because every year Favre proves the rumor that men in America continue to get more and more feminine every year, month and week.

I am so tired of his macho act that drips of insecurity and a feminine need to be in the center of drama.

The media clings to Favre, "Oh, Brett-ski...will you come back? Will you, will you?"

With Favre usually leading them on a wild goose chase.

"Aww shucks fellas, I don't know. (Bats eyelashes). I mean I'd like to but I am getting my nails done...washing my hair...having ankle surgery."

I mean seriously? Really?

Brett, just because you can take hits and play football doesn't mean you are manly.

You are far from.

You crave attention form a mediocre press corps that fawns over every word you say. And you are just a stinking football player. A football player.

You have done nothing really that socially redeemable. You have done nothing really to change the world.

You are just an icon to many needy male sports fans who's daddies left home and are in search of a faux hero.

You are no hero.You are a football player. An overrated football player at that.

How many big games were you involved in that your team lost BECAUSE of you?

You are a football player.

But you insist on wagging your tail and watching people fawn over you. You are like a woman with a new set of eye candy and you stick your chest out to tell everyone how hot "you" are.

You are a fake, just like that set.

Go into the off-season and when you know what's what come forward and be a man.

"Yes" or "No" will suffice.

But no, you have to put on your skirt hoping every sports reporter looks up it.

Me personally? I find nothing about you worth looking up to.

Nothing. Because I am a better MAN than you will ever be a football player.

Take it from the real leader in your family. Deanna fought cancer and won. She never held press conferences on a daily basis answering questions of "would she" or "wouldn't she?"

She manned up and did what she had to do and came out a winner. Maybe you could learn a thing or two from the real man in your family.

And that is an exceptionally strong woman.

Dedicated: to all the amazing women in my life who know what it takes to be strong, set an example, and do so by being an amazing woman. Too bad too many alleged men can't follow suit for their own gender-trade.