Chicks with k.u.chebags

I can't imagine the argument here, well actually I can ("Ostertag was better, jackass!" "No, LaFrentz was better...Oster-fag!!")

Looks like things are getting out of hand, although the Ramones girl is having a good laugh. Maybe dropping the "Oster-fag" gets her every time. She's doing her best to loosen up 'likes to fight guy' in the striped shirt, but she's failing.

The good news is that everything was cleared up later in the night, and the entire crew gathered around for another pic:



Yeah, now we're talking; kansas' finest douchebags.

Where do I start? I'm trying to figure out if the dude on the left is a child molester, or just a rapist. I fancy myself as a decent-looking gentleman, but seriously, if I ever get that ugly, let me know. I'll get some work done, whatever - just let me know. Side note: we have an esteemed businessman here in the STL named Fred. He owns Dirt Cheap Cigarettes, Beer, & Liquor (keep reading, but make you sure click that link when done). His actual phrase that he actually uses on actual commercials is "The more she drinks, the better you look!" In this case, she (whomever she may be) has to drink her weight in booze before that happens. And one would assume that's in the 290-300 lbs of beer range.

The next guy over is doing a bad people's eyebrow, but a real good Richard Simmons impression.

The girl in the middle looks like she came from work, so she's probably the responsible one of the group. On the other hand, Ramones girl is living her life the way she wants (well, as long as birth control is still legal in the US). The guy she's with could possibly be her boyfriend, just a friend, some dude she met and will probably be seeing until 8 am tomorrow, or her adopted Jerry's Kid...you decide!

And finally the girl on the right looks like she was pulled from Bible study for this. Big mistake on both parts - Bible study, and hanging out with these winners. Yikes.

Feel free to leave your thoughts and rip these gentlemen apart in the comments section. And if you - yeah you - would like to submit your own k.u.chebag photo for us to share with the world, email us at [e-mail].