Why Drew Brees Is The Most Perfect Human Ever To Walk The Earth

In honor of Randy Savoie. 

Drew Brees' comeback story is one of the greatest in sports history. Just a few years back, the Saints were the only team willing to take a chance on the injured quarterback. But if the NFL had any idea of what kind of player he would become, almost every franchise would be battling for his services. 

What makes Brees' story so much better than all of the other comebacks is that not only did he represent himself and prove those who were critical of him wrong, but he also represented the devastated New Orleans area. He not only led them to their first Super Bowl, but he was a key part in them capping off their great season with a Super Bowl ring.

Please continue reading to find out just what individual characteristics enabled Brees to win over America's heart. 

He is treated like a god...

During Madden Gras, fans oohed, ahhed, and some even prayed to Breesus as the life-sized float passed by. 

He makes us smile...

Even a picture of Drew Brees puts a smile on our faces. It's almost pathetic, really. Well, it's a little weird when a grown man does it, but when children do it, it's pretty darn cute. 

He takes charge...

Sean Payton is technically the coach of the Saints, but the players know who is really in charge—No. 9. 

Everyone knows the procedure. Devery Henderson demonstrates the proper stance when taking orders from Brees in this picture. 

He can touch his toes...

...seriously.

He went for the girl next door...

He could teach Reggie a thing or two.

Awwwwww...

That is exactly what every woman reading this article just said. 

The thing is...they're talking about Drew. 

Football is just his day job...

He is actually fighting for our country every day!

He rocks a scarf...

In addition to multiple necklaces and an inexplicable cap. C'mon, it's not even a hat...