10 Guys Who We Would Like to Think Were at THAT South Beach Party

Dear NCAA,

We at the View From North America would like to report the following players for being at THAT big party in South Beach, Miami.

Forget AJ Green, law enforcement officers, it's these people you've got to speak to:

1) Mark Ingram (Alabama)

2) Jewel Hampton (Iowa)

3) Tate Forcier (Michigan)

4) Terrelle Pryor (Ohio State)

5) Jim Tressel (Ohio State Coach)

6) John Clay (Wisconsin)

7) Brandon Saine (Ohio State)

8) Nick Saban (Alabama Coach)

9) Adrian Clayborn (Iowa)

10) Julio Jones (Alabama)

We'd like to also add that all of these players and Coaches Saban and Tressel will be important factors in Penn State's schedule in 2010. So if you'd like to issue them all with season bans (or just ones past their PSU date (i.e., Ingram and Jones get banned for two games!), it would be incredibly helpful to the Nittany Lions' cause in 2010!

We'll even support you in the BCS shambles and never speak ill of you again!


Yours sincerely,

The View From North America

P.S. We loved the way the Bleacher Report put the word "Satire" on the top, because you can't be quite sure when people are joking these days, can you?