Fantasy Football 2010: The Best Funny Fantasy Team Name Ideas

Mihir Bhagat@mihirbhagatSenior Analyst IIIJuly 20, 2010

Fantasy Football 2010: The Best Funny Fantasy Team Name Ideas

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    In today's society, it seems as if we are always crunched by time and can never accomplish all we set out to do.

    Whether it is hitting the gym every day or remembering to walk the dog, there are several things that just seem to take a backseat to the things that really matter in life, such as your faith, family, and career.

    Of course, for many sports fans, the virtual world has taken over our lives. Over the past few years, games such as fantasy football have become increasingly popular and in high demand.

    In fact, matters have become so serious that it's become an addiction and a staple of day-to-day life.

    Leading up to our oh-so-important draft day, we must invest hours in developing the ultimate strategy. Luckily for us, ESPN often ingeniously decides to dedicate their front page to assisting us in our dreams.

    Who cares if we have a project due the next day? Ensuring that our lineup is perfect is a much higher priority. We all need to know the latest player stats, depth chart adjustments, and injury updates. Failing to receive this information could ultimately result in our doom.

    Sound silly? Well, in some cases, it's the reality.

    On to a much more serious topic: One of the most crucial decisions one will make each year—more important than paying those foolish taxes—is your beloved team name.

    Just like our personalities, our team name tells us a lot about who we are as a person. Sometimes, for the creativity-lacking souls out there, it can be tough to come up with a cool and funny original one.

    Therefore, here are my top funny suggestions.

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Forgetting Brandon Marshall

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The Brady Bunch

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    A great name if your star player is Tom Brady.

    Another year removed from his ACL tear, he should be poised for another great season.

    By the way, The Brady Bunch was a popular T.V. show during the early 1970s. Realize that, despite the spoof, Tom Brady was never a part of the actual show.

Cry Me A Rivers

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A$$ Kicking Is My Forte

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Peyton Makes It Wayne

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1st Down Syndrome

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Pimpin Ain't Breesy

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Donte Drink & Drive

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My Vick In A Box

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Do Us All A Favre And Retire

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Something To Addai For

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Sippin on Ginn n Juice

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Bill Belichick's Video Rentals

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Big A$$ TDs

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Steve Breastonlargement

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Mark’s Dirty Sanchez

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Victorious Secret

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    Who says girls can't play fantasy sports and be our fantasies at the same time?

    This is a perfect title for those female football fans out there.

    As I hope most of you are "familiar" with, Victoria Secret is a popular women's lingerie store.

Rushin' Roulette

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Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

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Favre Dollar Footlong

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Not Too Schauby

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Turner Over And Use Yourwood

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The Real Mother Faulker

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Patrick “What'choo Talkin' 'Bout" Willis

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Johnson and Johnson

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    As you may have realized, I didn't come up with most of these names. Therefore, I'd like to give credit to the following sites.

Have Any Ideas?

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    I'm sure all of you brilliant minds out there have some great ideas of your own. Be sure to share them with us in the comment section below!

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