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Brett Favre is a Queen: Agent Bus Cook Complains to Men's Journal

General Patton
Jul 20, 2010

I have proof that Brett Favre is a queen. Yes, I called him a queen.ย 

He's a Hall of Famer. He's one of the best to ever do it, but he's a queen.

Bus Cook, Favre's Agent, is real happy in an interview with Men's Journal.

โ€œBrett talked to goddamned Ed Werder at ESPN, says he needs ankle surgery. Now why did he do that? Iโ€™ve got Childress calling. Iโ€™ve got reporters calling all damn morning. Goddammit, why does he have to be such a goddamned drama queen? Play, donโ€™t play, goddamn, people are getting sick of it. Iโ€™m getting sick of it! Why does he have to talk to these people? What good does it do? Ed Werder at ESPN! Whatโ€™s he ever done for anybody other than say, โ€˜Look, look, Mommy, I got this first, ainโ€™t I special?โ€™ You got problems with surgery, talk to your wife. Why talk to goddamned Ed Werder?โ€

I've been saying that Brett Favre is a queen for a long time. He has a habit of losing gamesโ€”in fact, I bet he's lost more games than anyone by himself.

So, if he comes back with a pissed off agent and he throws another interception across his body in the playoffs, or God forbid the Super Bowl, what will he do next?

I can guarantee you this: The Vikings might be showing him the door, and his agent too.

You wanted proof, and now I have it.ย 

Brett Favre's greatest advocate, his agent Bus Cook, just said goddamn four times in 10 sentences while describing his own client.

Your honors, I rest my case.