The Miami Globetrotters Start a New Streak

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BALL!

The way everyone is talking you would think that the Miami Heat will never lose another game...unless you aspire to the theory that player chemistry among big time egos will be impossible to accomplish.

Well, there is a solution. You see, you can't call plays for these guys; they will need to be choreographed. Plays are too simple, after all. With these guys, it is all about moves and sequences of moves that become routines of scoring.

Meadowlark James, Curly Wade, and Chris "The Goose" Bosch will dominate in Harlem Globetrotter style. 

Keeping this talent balanced and disciplined and moving in a positive team direction is going to require some special coaching. Shane Sparks is the man for the job—an accomplished choreographer with hip hops. Why wouldn't his success with America's Best Dance Crew and So You Think You Can Dance put him in the running for a special coaching job with The New Miami Dance Machine. And, as the street celebrations in Miami reach new depths, his experience with You Got Served would be invaluable.

This is going to be a boat race—a travel in the park!

The original Globetrotters run at about 98 percent plus winning percentage, so look out NBA.

Facing the Miami Globetrotters is going to be difficult...but not as difficult as getting the rest of the league to add the name Generals to the front of their jerseys.