Too Much Fun at Notre Dame?

"So son," says Joe Montana. "Have fun over the weekend?"

"I went to a party," said his son, Nate. "Right until the point that me and 43 of my best friends got busted by the cops for underage drinking."

"Son, I know you were only drinking Millwaukee Best, but you were still drinking underage and you cost me $150. Me and your mother will speak to you about this at Christmas."

Montana must have been pissed that his back-up quarterback son was arrested for underage drinking, when he's already trying to challenge for a starting job. This blot on his record isn't going to do him any good.

But then again, he wasn't the only one arrested. So were a bunch players on the football team, hockey team, and basketball team.

What we want to know is: How in the hell do you manage to arrest not 10, not 20, not 30 but 40 people? That's 80 cops (two per person)! That's awesome .

The cops deserve the Fulmer Cup, not Notre Dame.

Brian Kelly is going to be FURIOUS. Expect some suspensions on the opening day—if there's any justice.