Like It or Not, Ken Shamrock Is Fighting Next Weekend

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It wasn't until we saw the opening of this bizarre promo — with Ken Shamrock mock-selling his match against Pedro Rizzo at next Sunday's Impact event — that it finally hit us. Jesus Christ, this dude is headlining another show? If you don't count fights in which he tested positive for steroids, against opponents who died shortly afterwards due to poor health, you have to go back all the way to June 2004 to find Shamrock's last victory. After that, he suffered five consecutive first-round TKO losses; to say he phoned in those performances would be an insult to phones. And Ken does sound a little punchy these days, to be honest. He seems to think Pedro Rizzo is 6'4" or 6'5" (even though Rizzo is generally listed at 6'1"), so, you know, he's "got a lot of heighth to deal with."

At the end, Ken gets a little too honest: "Right now, where we are at this stage of the game, where we started so early, that we kind of play it from here depending on how I feel, if we're gonna go hard or if we're just gonna kinda go through some of the motions." Huh? That's not the sort of thing I'd include in a promo clip, guys. As for Rizzo, the three-time UFC heavyweight title contender has scored wins over Jeff Monson and Gary Goodridge since being laid flat by Gilbert Yvel in June 2009. I'll go out on a limb and say he takes this one by first-round TKO...