EPL: A Chelsea Retrospection of the Season That Was

This article gives us a chance to reflect back on the season which brought beer smells at work on Mondays.

It all started with Drogba’s and ended with Ashley Cole’s goal.

We know Drogba would score anytime and anywhere but who would have imagined that Ashley would seal our successful season.

I know now that Chelsea fans aren’t surprised that Ashley actually did it. His "Goal of the Season" award is an understatement of the season that he just had.

Significant Chelsea Goals of 2009-10 Season in EPL

• Drogba’s last gasp winning goal against Hull City

• Terry’s header against manure

• Ashley’s assist at Fly Emirates fetching Drogba’s awesome finish

• Joey’s priceless back slip against manure

Significant Non-Chelsea Goals of 2009-10 Season in EPL

• Agbonlahor’s goal against manure at OT

• Gosling and Rodwell’s against manure

Wonderful sights

• Zhirkov’s heroics against Bolton

• Drogba’s "impossible" touch setting up for Kalou is a sight that will remain forever!

• Toni Poole and Terry posing for the camera with their twins

• Carlo running the trophy with Malouda

Torturous sights

• Midget hunt (the cruel man of football) scoring the first gaol against us in 2009-10 season.

• Lampsy having told to take a penalty three times by Mike Dean against WHU

• British media overblowing Terry’s scandal

• Defeat to Mancs at home (not to mention public humiliation of Terry before the kickoff)

Everton

This is the team which drew twice with us in 2008-09 season, and robbed five points off us in 2009-10 season, so we must keep an eye on them in the coming season.

Avram Grant

I don’t know if I heard it right about Roman asking Avram Grant to be the Director of Football again at Chelsea. Just remember that he was the Director of Football and Jose left, he was also the Director of Football at Pompeys, and Paul Hart was sacked.

This man is not healthy, I am sure of it.

Tony Pulis on Stoke’s humiliating 7-0 defeat by Chelsea.

“They were far the better team, we were lucky to get nil. We had our pants pulled down and our backsides slapped.”

Guys, you can add yours now.