Megafight Might Be Too Much To Stomach For Pacquaio

A routine checkup at the hospital for Manny Pacquiao revealed that he had an ulcer.

If you look at his expression in the above picture, it looks like he should be scared.

Jayke, Joson, Pacquiao's Chief of Staff for the newly-elected Philippino congressman said skipping meals during campaigning for office was partly to blame.

I think his stomach started churning inside when Floyd Mayweather demanded a blood test for their much-anticipated fight.

Pacquiao should've done the testing. Never mind that he thinks giving a blood sample will weaken him.

Look, Manny, those sharp pains in your stomach are your nerve sensors telling you that you are scared to fight Mayweather.

I know about those pains. Anyone who competes in sports feels the same pains before a big sporting event.

They lined up "Money" Mayweather's opponents, and he knocked them down.

Pacquiao is way out of his league if he's trying to fight Mayweather.

I'm a big Mayweather fan. I think if this fight ever happens, Pacquiao will get knocked out.

The only way Pacquiao will have a chance is to hire Floyd Sr. as his trainer.

Right now, it's best to drop your current trainer, Freddie Roach. Roach is 0-1, maybe 0-2 as trainer for a Mayweather opponent.

Oscar De La Hoya and Ricky Hatton bit the dust in losses to Money.

You have to get to Floyd Jr. now, Manny, before he gets bored again.

I can understand why Floyd Jr. wants a test. He wants to see if you were on the juice in the fights you won.

I can see it now, Manny: You're bobbing and weaving. Then Floyd catches you with a right hook. Bam! You're on the canvas.

As I said before, find an easy opponent to fight so you can win and ride off in the sunset.

Then I can say that the best fighter in the world had you running for the border.

Why go back and forth with all this talking? Make the fight happen now!  

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