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Master of the #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames Domain

JoeSportsFanApr 30, 2010

To complement Mr. Bacott’s Kentucky Derby coverage this week, I was all set to conduct a little retrospective on yesterday’s Twitter phenomenon, #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames (hat tip: AOL Fanhouse and KSK’s Unsilent Majority for starting/championing the idea.)

In short, the idea was to come up with a clever horse name using veiled Seinfeld references.

Afternoon wasted.

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Nevertheless, Dan Shanoff over at The Sporting Blog beat me to the punch, and mentioned yours truly as a #SeinfeldDerbyHorseNames front-runner, so the purpose of doing a self-indulgent post that proclaims myself as the master of this domain was rendered null in void. 

Bupkus.

Thus, here is an aggregate list of some of my favorites and personal submissions.

Double Exclamation Point
My Cousin Had Pony
Arthur Berkhardt Expressway
Prognosis Negative
Mulligatawny
Boca Breeze
The Card Says Moops
Sponge Worthy
Magic Loogie
Maybe the Dingo
Motha Was a Mudder


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