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You're In The Wrong Place Big Ben

Edwin Bear
Apr 20, 2010

You came to the wrong city to do this Ben, and I mean both Pittsburgh and that small town in Georgia.

The people of Pittsburgh love guys that can pick them selves back up and prove theyโ€™re a man.ย  Proof is in Terry Bradshawโ€™s stats. ย He almost threw as many INTโ€™s as TDโ€™s, but heโ€™s one of the most beloved people in Pittsburgh because when he got his chance to prove him self, he did so.

Now you Ben, Pittsburgh loved you.ย  Pittsburgh loved when you proved wrong the entire sophomore slump jinx by winning Super Bowl XL after a tremendous rookie season.ย  They loved that you came back from a motorcycle accident and appendix removal to become the single season franchise record holder in passing yards and touchdowns.ย  They even loved when you dodged the sexual assault charge while leading the team, keeping them in the playoff hunt last season with numerous injuries.

But hereโ€™s something Pittsburgh doesnโ€™t love.ย  A guy that doesnโ€™t appreciate what he has, and you donโ€™t seem to appreciate anything.ย  The out of work steel mill workers want to bash your face in with a steel pipe right now.

Now Georgiaโ€ฆ Georgiaย  loves to cause โ€œout-of-townersโ€ trouble.ย  They like giving out speeding tickets just because your license plate doesnโ€™t say Georgia.ย  You have to know that Ben, everyone knows that.

So why would you pick a Georgia night club to mess with under-aged girls?ย  Especially after the first charge!ย  Youโ€™re lucky you arenโ€™t in prison right now.ย  Shoot, youโ€™re lucky this isnโ€™t the year 1910 because you probably would have been hung from a tree in that city.

Smarten up buddy, because believe it or not you arenโ€™t bigger than Pittsburgh.ย  Pittsburgh made you.ย  If you were drafted by any other team in 2004 you wouldnโ€™t be anywhere near the QB you are today.

All those veterans youโ€™ve had surrounding you with the great coaches and legends.ย  You werenโ€™t even a game changing passing QB until 2007.

Now those stats are in Pittsburgh.ย  Go see what your stats would look like in Buffalo.ย  Youโ€™d probably be JP Losman right now.

Get smarter Ben, or Pittsburgh will tell you to get out.ย  Shipping Santonio Holmes should tell you that.ย  You better follow Goodellโ€™s rules or youโ€™ll be just another decent QB on a terrible team.

Itโ€™s the wins and the image that counts in Pittsburgh, and looking at your image your days are about numbered unless you start appreciating Pittsburgh.